Escape to Paradise: Room27's Tenerife City Center Oasis!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the slightly chaotic, totally honest world of Escape to Paradise: Room27's Tenerife City Center Oasis! I've got my trusty notebook, my inner critic (who's currently taking a nap, thankfully), and a serious craving for sunshine. Let's do this thing.
First Impressions & The Quest for the Perfect Room (and Wi-Fi, Obviously)
Right, so first things first: Accessibility. Look, I'm not a wheelchair user, but I did try to imagine navigating the place from that perspective. The website says accessible, and that's usually a crapshoot, am I right? But, the elevator is a must-have at least, and hopefully, they've got ramps and wider doorways. I need to confirm all this directly because the details on accessibility are something that the hotel's website must describe in detail.
Then we're onto the most important thing: Internet. Seriously, if I can't stream Netflix, I’m not a happy camper. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Bless the provider. I saw Internet [LAN] too, which is a throwback for some, but hey, options! I'd be curious to see if they offer decent internet access in all areas, I can't do without my connectivity.
Getting to the actual stuff, the rooms. The website mentioned a lot of the basics. Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor, In-room safe box, interconnecting room(s) available, internet access – LAN/wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens. Phew! That’s a list! I like a good blackout curtain. Essential for those sneaky afternoon naps after a day of… well, doing absolutely nothing.
The 'Things to Do' & 'Ways to Relax' Debacle (or, The Spa is Calling!)
Okay, let’s assess this "relaxation" situation. Fitness center & Gym/fitness - I might, maybe, possibly think about using those. Depends on how hard the tapas hit. Pool with view – Now we're talking! Swimming pool [outdoor] – Another plus! Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom – YES, YES, and YES! Especially if they've got a decent Body scrub and body wrap. Gimme all the pampering!
I saw a Massage listed, and I'm immediately having visions of a perfect, relaxing day. This whole section is a major selling point for me. If they have a good, reputable spa, they've almost got me sold already. This is my weakness.
Food, Glorious Food (And the All-Important Breakfast)
Let's cut to the chase: Breakfast [buffet]. I'm a buffet fiend, and I'm hoping for a spread with plenty of options. They also have Breakfast in room and Breakfast takeaway service which are perfect options if you're feeling lazy. Let's see: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. Wow. That's a LOT of food options. I am getting hungry just thinking about it.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitize, Sanitize, Sanitize!
So, the COVID situation. They mention Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. Okay, that's a lot of reassuring words. I want to see it in action, for sure, but the fact that they're taking it seriously is a big plus. First aid kit, Doctor/nurse on call, Safety/security feature, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Security [24-hour]. Safety features all around. This is good. I sleep soundly when I feel safe.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Right, moving on to the bits that make life easier. Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities (and a Xerox/fax in business center!). Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests… So many conveniences. I absolutely love a good Concierge. I've also gotten good at Contactless check-in/out. Gift/souvenir shop, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Seminars, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events… Basically, they've got you covered for all sorts of scenarios.
For the Kids: Oh god, I don't have kids - but if you DO, good for you. Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.
Getting Around: Location, Location, Location!
Oh, Tenerife! The island is a dream. And the hotel is in the city center, which is a huge bonus. Public transport should be accessible. Airport transfer, Taxi service. Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Valet parking. The bicycle parking could be attractive.
Now For the Rant (Or the Bit Where I Get Honest!)
I LOVE hotels, I really do. It's the art of being taken care of. HOWEVER, the "descriptions" of hotels online can be wildly optimistic. I mean, "Room decorations" could be a single, sad piece of art and a dusty lampshade. "Additional toilet" would make things easier for our bathroom needs. And "Smoking area" is an absolute MUST for my partner.
So, while this hotel sounds great, the devil's in the details. I want to know if the gym equipment is actually functional, if the spa uses good-quality products, if the elevators are reliable, and, most importantly, if the Wi-Fi is as strong as they claim.
The Anecdote: My Sauna Fiasco (and Why This Hotel Needs to Nail it)
I once stayed at a hotel that promised a sauna. The reality? A damp, sad wooden box that smelled vaguely of mildew. It was supposed to be "therapeutic," I ended up feeling more claustrophobic than relaxed. It utterly ruined the experience. That’s why this spa situation is so crucial. I desperately need a real, legit sauna experience. And I'm hoping Room27 delivers. If their spa is top-notch, I'm sold.
The Verdict (So Far)
Escape to Paradise: Room27's Tenerife City Center Oasis! sounds promising. The location is great (city center!), they seem to take safety seriously, and the potential for a relaxing spa day is HUGE. I'm cautiously optimistic. BUT, I need to know the real deal. I'd be booking this hotel to treat myself and treat my partner too.
The Offer That Will Make You Book Right Now! (…Or At Least Strongly Consider It!)
ARE YOU READY FOR A BREAK?
Imagine this: Sun-drenched days in Tenerife, exploring the vibrant city center, and then… absolute bliss.
Escape to Paradise: Room27's Tenerife City Center Oasis! is offering a deal so good, you'll practically hear the spa calling your name:
- Book a minimum 3-night stay this month and receive:
- A COMPLIMENTARY SPA PACKAGE: Includes a signature body scrub, a 30-minute massage, and full access to the sauna and steam room. Get ready to melt your stress away!
- FREE UPGRADE: Based on availability, you'll receive a room upgrade-- it's a chance at a bigger, better room and more incredible views.
- A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE UPON ARRIVAL: Because every getaway should start with a little sparkle.
- FREE DAILY BREAKFAST: Wake up to a delicious buffet spread.
Why Choose Room27?
- Prime Location: Explore Tenerife's heart with ease.
- Relaxation Guaranteed: State
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly curated travel itinerary. This is… me in Tenerife. And trust me, it's gonna be a wild, slightly chaotic ride.
Room27 City Center Tenerife: Operation Sun-Kissed & Questioning My Life Choices (Maybe)
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Panic
- Morning (8:00 AM - ish): Touchdown in Tenerife South Airport. Hallelujah! Except… where's my luggage? Oh, sweet baby Jesus, this is going to be a thing. After a frustrating and completely unnecessary conversation with the baggage claim people that ended with me basically shouting, "My swimsuit! I need my swimsuit!" I finally track down my suitcase (it was "on the wrong carousel," apparently – classic).
- Morning (9:30 AM): Taxi to Room27. Let me tell you, the taxi driver, bless his heart, was either having the best or worst day of his life. He was singing opera at the top of his lungs, occasionally throwing his hands up in the air dramatically. I'm not sure if he understood a word of where I wanted to go but, by the grace of God, we arrived at Room27.
- Morning (10:30 AM): Check-in. I'm greeted by a woman who looks like she’s seen some things (and probably dealt with a lot of lost luggage). The room is… decent. Clean, but with a slightly unsettling feeling that the previous guest was a conspiracy theorist. The wifi password is something ridiculous like "TheTruthIsOutThere2024" – already, I love this place.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Unpack. Discover the delightful fact I forgot sunglasses. Cue internal scream. Start panicking about sunburn. Consider wearing a hat everywhere and looking like a total dork… decision made.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch. Wander aimlessly down the street. Everything looks delicious, and everything is also slightly overwhelming. Settle on a tapas place that looked "authentic" (according to Google Maps… who knows). Order patatas bravas – they're amazing – and then realize I can barely speak Spanish. Muddle through ordering, manage to offend the waiter (I think I asked for two plates. I meant one. I ended up eating two. My stomach is now a war zone of crispy potatoes).
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Head to the beach! I've been planning this moment for months! First attempt to get to the beach gets blocked by a street parade. So much noise, so many smiles, such pure joy! Okay, detour. Second attempt: success! The black volcanic sand is unlike anything I've ever experienced. It's hot. So hot. Find a spot, slather myself in sunscreen (thank god for little travel-size bottles), and then get hit by a rogue wave. The ocean is not messing around today. This is… intense. Emotional reaction: Utter delight!
- Evening (6:00 PM): Cocktail time! Find a beach bar with a spectacular view of the sunset. Order a mojito. Watch the sun sink into the ocean, painting the sky in a glorious explosion of color. Feel a profound sense of peace. Briefly consider staying in Tenerife forever.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Dinner. Back to the "authentic" tapas place. Order more patatas bravas, because, you know, consistency is key. This time, I successfully order only one plate. The waiter seems less offended. Progress!
- Evening (9:30 PM): Stumble back to Room27, slightly tipsy and completely exhausted. Begin to question whether I can actually handle this whole "traveling" thing.
Day 2: Exploring & Epic Fails
- Morning (9:00 AM - ish): Wake up with a throbbing headache and sunburn. Remember that forgotten sunglasses issue. FML.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Breakfast. Decide to be adventurous. Order a "pan con tomate". It turns out to be, essentially, bread with tomato - and olive oil, which is divine. But I miss my morning coffee routine.
- Morning (11:00 AM): Attempt to visit Teide National Park. Rent a car. Briefly consider giving up before even getting out of the city center. Drive slowly. Get hopelessly lost. Almost crash the rental car.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Finally make it to Teide. The landscape is breathtaking, otherworldly, like being on another planet. I take a million photos, and actually feel awed. Spend too much time at the view point.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Ride the cable car, which is terrifying and exhilarating at the same time. The air is thin. My ears pop. I feel like a tiny ant on a giant, beautiful mountain.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Hike a short trail, almost trip, and realize I’m wildly out of shape. This is a problem.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Head back to the car. Get hopelessly lost again, this time on the way down. Curse my awful sense of direction. Eventually navigate back towards the city… with a sigh of immense relief.
- Evening (7:30 PM): Dinner: Find a local restaurant, order. Ask for a recommendation. Eat something that is probably fish. It's delicious, but I have no idea what it is. Ask the waiter? Nah. Just enjoy it.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Stumble back. Crash.
Day 3: Volcanoes AND Beaches AND Regrets (Maybe)?
- Morning (9:00 AM - ish): Wake up feeling mildly better. Decide I need to see more of this island.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Hit the beach. Today, I bring the book.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Find a better place the beach than yesterday and actually manage to relax until a wave steals my book.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Decide to explore a new black sand beach, because, why not? Head south.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Find a beach. The black sand is hot as heck. The waves are massive. I try to be brave and go in the water. Holy crap! The water is icy! I get knocked around by a wave and feel like I’m being tumbled in a washing machine. I’m almost certain I swallowed half the Atlantic. Emotional reaction: A mix of terror and exhilaration. And sand. So much sand.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Recover from the beach assault. Sunburn is worsening. I contemplate buying a full-body wetsuit.
- Evening (7:30 PM): Find a seafood restaurant that looks great, but my Spanish skills are still non-existent. Order something. Hope for the best. It turns out to be absolutely delicious.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Stumble back to Room27. Watch some Spanish television, which I don’t understand, and fall asleep.
Day 4: The "I Need a Vacation From My Vacation" Day
- Morning (9:30 AM): Wake up. Oh, the pain. My sunburn feels like a third degree burn, so that's fun. Realize I've barely seen any of the city center.
- Morning (11:00 AM): Vow to get to the shops in the city center, and actually do some shopping at last.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Wander through the shops. Find a market! The colours, the smells, the energy! Overwhelmed and buy a bunch of random souvenirs I don't need.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Hide in an air-conditioned cafe, order a coffee, and people-watch. Observe a couple loudly arguing, a woman expertly juggling oranges, and a very fluffy dog.
- Afternoon (5:00 PM): Head back to Room27. Take a nap.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner. Find a cozy Spanish restaurant. Order whatever the waiter recommends. Learn to love the food.
- Evening (8:30 PM): Stroll along the plaza, watch some street performers. Get offered a rose by a guy, and give him some money.
- Evening (10:00 PM): Back to Room27, wondering where the time went and whether I'll be able to fit everything into the last day.
Day 5: Departure & Last-Minute Panic
- Morning (8:00 AM): Pack. Panic. Curse my inability to pack light.
- Morning (9:00 AM): One last breakfast (pan con tomate, obviously).
- Morning (10:00 AM): Quick stroll around the city to soak in the
Escape to Paradise: Room27's Tenerife City Center Oasis! - FAQs (Real Talk Version!)
Okay, spill the beans: Is this place REALLY as good as it looks in the photos? 'Cause let's be honest, those things are *always* a little… embellished, right?
Alright, alright, let's get real. The photos? They're… good. Let's just say, they haven't *totally* lied. Room27 is pretty darn nice. My expectations were honestly set a little low, you know? I'd seen those perfectly angled poolside shots on Instagram and assumed, "Yeah, probably a concrete jungle with a few strategically placed palm fronds." Totally wrong. The oasis vibe? It's legit. The plants? They're actual, real, living plants! I even managed to kill a small succulent (don't judge, gardening is *not* my forte!), so I can vouch for their existence. HOWEVER... there's this one photo of the breakfast – it's this *ridiculously* photogenic spread. Now, the *breakfast* itself? Delicious. Fresh fruit, good coffee, the works. But the presentation? My plate definitely didn't look like that. Mine was a slightly less perfect, slightly more *I-just-rolled-out-of-bed* version. Still, 9/10, would breakfast again.
The location – City Center. Sounds… noisy? Or is it actually a peaceful escape? I need sleep!
Right, the location. City center. My first thought? "Ugh, sirens, screaming tourists, the whole shebang." But, and this is a big BUT, Room27 is tucked away. Honestly? It's a freaking miracle. It feels like you've stepped into a little bubble of calm. You hear a bit of traffic, sure. But it's not the constant, ear-splitting drone you'd expect. The walls seem thick, which is a godsend. And honestly, the main hustle and bustle is actually kinda charming once you get used to it like a gentle hum. I’m a light sleeper, a *very* light sleeper, and I had NO problem getting quality shut-eye. In fact, I slept *so* well, I almost missed breakfast one morning! That's how you know it’s good.
What are the rooms like? Are they tiny? Do they have decent air conditioning? (Crucial question, people!)
Okay, the rooms. Size-wise? Perfectly reasonable! Not sprawling, but not cramped either. Enough room to swing a cat (though *please* don't do that, cats need our respect!). We were a couple and had plenty of space for our luggage, and not bumping into each other constantly. And the air con? Listen, I'm a furnace. I overheat. I require frigid temperatures. And the air conditioning in Room27? Absolutely brilliant. It was a lifesaver. Didn't have any of that weird, stuffy-air-that-smells-like-mold situation. Pure, icy bliss. I spent an evening just... basking in the chill. Don't judge me, Tenerife is HOT!
Is there a pool?? (Because, let's be honest, that's a dealbreaker for me.)
YES! There's a pool! And it’s lovely. Not Olympic-sized, mind you, but perfectly adequate for a refreshing dip. And it’s *beautiful*, with all the plants around it. It felt like a proper little oasis. One day, I spent the whole afternoon lounging by the pool with a book (a trashy romance novel, don't judge!), sipping a cocktail. It was pure, unadulterated bliss. There were other people there, obviously, but it never felt crowded. The only *tiny* downside? Sunbeds can be at a premium. So, if you're like me, and you want a prime spot, get there early. I learned that the hard way. Spent one morning wandering aimlessly, looking for a good spot, and muttering under my breath. Eventually found a nice place, though, so everything worked out!
The staff - friendly? Helpful? Or the kind who seem like they'd rather be doing laundry?
Okay, so the staff. This can make or break a place, right? And the staff at Room27? They're genuinely lovely. Seriously. Not the fake, forced-smile-because-they-have-to kind. They actually seemed to *enjoy* working there. They were super helpful with recommendations – I asked about restaurants, day trips, everything! - and they gave us great advice. They were also really patient. We had a bit of a language barrier (my Spanish is… let's just say, it's a work in progress), but they were always happy to help. One example. One night, we got completely (and I mean *completely*) lost trying to find a specific tapas bar. We were walking in circles, utterly bewildered. We were hot, tired, and probably looked like we’d lost our minds. We popped back to the hotel and the girl at the reception practically drew us a map with step-by-step directions *and* a couple of tips for great tapas once we got there. And she did it with such cheerfulness! Honestly? They made the whole experience even better.
Is there anything you *didn't* like? Be honest! We're not looking for perfection!
Okay, honesty time. There were a couple of tiny niggles. The Wi-Fi was a little… patchy in our room at times. I mean, it worked mostly, but it did drop out a few times, which was a pain when I needed to upload some photos (obviously, this is very important). Also, the elevator is *small*. Like, really small. If you have a lot of luggage, it might be a squeeze. And one morning, the hairdryer in my room was *awful* - it took about 20 minutes to dry my hair, I felt like I was just sitting in a wind tunnel. Okay, that's it though! Those were honestly minor things, and absolutely wouldn't stop me from going back. All things considered, it was a pretty fantastic stay. I'm already planning my return trip! Seriously, book it. You won't regret it.
Okay, let's talk about the breakfast buffet (because that's a big deal, right?) - what's the deal?
Breakfast. The most important meal of the day (especially on vacation, when you need that fuel for sunbathing and generally being lazy). The Room27 breakfast buffet? Honestly, it's GREAT. Fresh fruit? Check. Croissants? Check. Coffee? Check. They had these adorable little mini-quiches that were absolutely addictive. I may have eaten about five of them one morning. (Again, don't judge!) Everything was fresh and well-presented. There were also various types of breads, cheeses, meats, you name it. The selection was impressive. *But*… and this is a crucial detail: sometimes, it got a little crowded during peak breakfast hours. You might hadTop Places To Stay
