Jinan's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable Hanting Hotel Yingxiongshan Rd. Review!
Jinan's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable Hanting Hotel Yingxiongshan Rd. - A Hot Mess Review (in the BEST way!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this review is gonna be a roller coaster. I just got back from Jinan and, let me tell you, I stumbled upon a place that's less "Hidden Gem" and more like "Hidden Treasure Chest – with the lock broken, but the gold still glittering!" We're talking about the Hanting Hotel Yingxiongshan Rd., and let's just say, it's… an experience.
First Impressions (and the Struggle to Get There!): Accessibility… or Lack Thereof (Kinda):
Okay, confession: I'm not exactly a seasoned pro when it comes to navigating Jinan. Finding this place initially… well, let's just say my GPS and I had a falling out. But, once I finally arrived, the hotel was surprisingly easy to spot.
Now, about Accessibility. They say they have facilities for disabled guests, and there is an elevator (phew!). The hallways seem wide enough. But I didn’t personally try out any rooms built for accessibility. So, your mileage may vary. I'd recommend checking the website or calling ahead to clarify if you have specific needs. They also have car parking, which is free – a major win! And they offer airport transfer which felt like a lifesaver after that initial navigational challenge.
Rooms: Spartan Chic (and a Touch of Mystery):
Let's be real. The rooms at the Hanting are not exactly the Ritz. They’re more… functional. Think of it as Ikea-chic meets budget travel. But honestly? It works. The air conditioning blasted icy air like a blizzard (a lifesaver in July!), and the blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping off the jet lag.
I had a room with a window that opens – a surprisingly rare luxury in some hotels! Plus, the Wi-Fi [free] was surprisingly reliable. You’d get Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN, the Internet [LAN] for any serious work. The complimentary tea was a nice touch, and they had a refrigerator, which is crucial for stashing those late-night snacks (more on that later).
Pro-Tip: Don’t expect a view. My window faced… a brick wall. But hey, I wasn’t there for the scenery!
Cleanliness and Safety: A Mixed Bag (but Improving!):
Okay, this is where things get interesting. They clearly take safety seriously these days. They loudly tout all kinds of precautions: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options (more on those later!), Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol, and even Sterilizing equipment. All good!
But… and this is where the "messy" part comes in… I saw a lone coffee stain on the carpet in the hallway that looked like it had been there for a week. I am not sure if they are doing their best, but at least they are trying. The staff seems trained in safety protocol, and that's more than some places. They don't have Safe dining setup and the Shared stationery removed.
Also, the hallways were a little dark, making me reach for my phone's torch on my way to my room at what felt like midnight.
The Food Scene: A Culinary Adventure (of Sorts):
The hotel has a Coffee shop near the lobby, and they did offer Breakfast [buffet]. However, my experience was… memorable. The breakfast was mostly Asian - Asian breakfast was common and quite good, with some items that were clearly made with love. But the rest? Let's just say it was a "buffet" in the loosest possible sense of the word. I was still very hungry after going to the Breakfast takeaway service, in which they had Individually-wrapped food options. They do have a restaurant onsite, which may be a better bet, i had Bottle of water provided, so I am sure that you will get that too.
On to the good bits: The Desserts in restaurant and the Coffee/tea in restaurant were enjoyable, so this would be enough for a light snack.
Ways to Relax (or Not): Spa? Gym? Hmmm…:
Okay, the amenities section is where the website got a little carried away. "Spa"? "Fitness center"? Well, let's just say my expectations were adjusted. There is a gym/fitness, which is great, but not the one to enjoy for more than 10 minutes - you can get what you need. The pool, yes you guessed it - Swimming pool [outdoor] - I did not try it, but it looked decent.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the… Missing?:
They had the expected stuff: Daily housekeeping (which was efficient), Laundry service (a lifesaver!), Concierge (helpful), and 24-hour front desk. Luggage storage? Yep. Safe deposit boxes? Check.
But getting around? The Taxi service was easy to flag down. Car park [on-site] was free, which is amazing. Car power charging station is not available. They did not have Pets allowed which is a bummer.
Things to Do Around the Area:
Okay, listen. This is not a resort. You're in Jinan. That means you’re there to experience Jinan! There's plenty of things to see: the Yingxiongshan Park is a short walk away. The area is filled with authentic local restaurants.
My Totally Unsolicited Verdict:
Look, the Hanting Hotel Yingxiongshan Rd. is not perfect. It’s a bit rough around the edges. It has its quirks (and maybe a few cobwebs). But, and this is a big BUT, it's also… kind of charming. It's clean (mostly!), the staff are friendly despite the language barrier (they try!), the location is decent, and the price? Forget about it! You can't beat it for the price.
Would I go back? Absolutely. Especially now that I know what to expect. But next time, I'm packing my own snacks.
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Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Arys Residence Yogyakarta
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is my potential disaster, I mean, adventure, in Jinan, China, starting at the glorious, and hopefully not-too-grim, Hanting Hotel on Yingxiongshan Road. Buckle up, the ride's about to get bumpy.
Jinan Jaunt: Operation Don't Get Lost (and Maybe See Some Cool Stuff)
Day 1: Arrival and The Great Noodle Negotiation (and Possibly Regret)
14:00 - 15:00: ARRIVAL & CHECK-IN. HANTING HOTEL, YINGXIONGSHAN ROAD. Okay, first things first. FIND THE HOTEL. Pray to the GPS gods (or, you know, Google Maps, but same thing) that it actually works. My track record with directions is, shall we say, inconsistent. Check-in. Pray the room isn't directly above the karaoke bar. Because that's totally a thing, right? Seriously, I once stayed in a hotel where the air conditioning was a foghorn. I'm not built for noise.
15:00 - 16:00: ROOM ASSESSMENT (AND PANIC CHECK). Alright, room: Check for bed bugs. Check for weird smells. Check for… anything that screams “run for your life!” Deep breath. Unpack (eventually). Consider the existential dread of being alone in a foreign city. (Nah, just kidding… mostly.) Seriously, though, finding the remote for the TV is a minor intellectual victory.
16:00 - 18:00: THE QUEST FOR NOODLES (AND MY FIRST CULTURAL CLASH). Okay, food. Must find sustenance. This is the "I'M STARVING" phase. I'm assuming there are noodle places nearby. Based on my brilliant research (aka, skimming a travel blog for 5 minutes), noodles are a big deal. So, noodle hunting it is. This is where things usually go sideways. Remember that time I tried to order a sandwich in France and accidentally ordered a whole pizza? Yeah. Pray for good hand gestures and even better translation apps. Maybe even some of those pre-written phrases on bits of paper, like the ultra prepared. I'm definitely not that prepared. I'm guessing miscommunication will happen. The important thing? Eat the noodles. Even if they taste like, well, anything.
18:00 - 19:00: NOODLE REFLECTION (AND POTENTIAL REGRET). Did I order the right thing? Did I accidentally insult the chef? Is that… a live animal I just saw… going into the… okay, moving on. This is when I tend to overthink every interaction. Also, hydrate. Asian food can be spicy, and I’m a lightweight.
19:00 - 21:00: STROLL (OR CLUMSY WADDLE) AROUND YINGXIONGSHAN ROAD AREA. Gentle walk. Look for anything remotely recognizable. (Starbucks? McDonalds? Just kidding, maybe?) Attempt to decipher street signs. Probably get lost. Embrace the chaos. This is where I usually spot something that absolutely stops me in my tracks. A group of kids playing a weird game, a market selling something I don't understand, an old building with a ridiculously intricate door…this is the wonder phase, even if I can't explain it. Sometimes the wonder is overshadowed by, you know, "Where the heck am I?" But that's okay.
21:00 - 22:00: RETURN TO HOTEL (AND POTENTIALLY FACE THE KARAOKE BAR). Pray for quiet. Hope the AC works. Prepare for tomorrow… which, let's be honest, is going to be another glorious, messy adventure. Maybe I'll write in my journal (if I can find a pen). If I can't, well, that means I can't be judged for my writing (probably a good thing).
Day 2: Daming Lake and the Potential of Water (and Impending Doom)
08:00 - 09:00: BREAKFAST (IF I CAN FIND IT). Hotel buffet? Hopefully not. Hotel anything? Maybe the breakfast buffet is a culinary adventure. Or maybe it's just bread and instant coffee. Either way, sustenance is key. I'm also assuming there will be tea. I'm a tea fiend. If there's no tea, the day will be an uphill battle.
09:00 - 12:00: DAMING LAKE – THE GREAT WATER ADVENTURE. (OR POTENTIAL DROWNING?). Okay, Daming Lake. Pictures look pretty. Sounds pretty relaxing. This is where reality likely crashes into the idealistic. The potential for beauty is high. Navigating a lake, even a picturesque one, can be tricky. Getting anywhere near the water's edge is an adventure. I have a weird tendency to walk into things. I envision myself… falling. Getting soaked. So, I’ll try to stay upright. I will, however, bring my camera. And maybe a waterproof phone case, just in case.
12:00 - 13:00: LUNCH NEAR DAMING LAKE (OR WHEREVER I WASH UP). Assuming I'm not fished out of the lake, lunch is the next challenge. Hopefully I'll be hungry after the lake adventure. Look for a place that seems palatable. Emphasis on “seems.” Pray it’s not some exotic meat. (My stomach is… sensitive.) Maybe I'll try something completely new. (Or maybe just order the safest possible item on the menu.)
13:00 - 16:00: EXPLORING AROUND LAKE (WITH DRY CLOTHES - HOPEFULLY). If I am still dry… Yay! More exploring. The area around the lake is probably teeming with stuff. Temples? Gardens? Street performers? (My kryptonite – I can’t resist a good street performer.) This is where the travel gods probably start screwing with me. Lost? Totally. Confused? Absolutely. But also… exhilarated? Maybe.
16:00 - 18:00: THE JOURNEY BACK (AND THE NEED FOR A NAP). Time to head back to the hotel. This involves public transport. Which I think I can manage. (Famous last words.) Or, perhaps, I'll try to take a taxi. Negotiating the fare is going to be… interesting. I'm sure. Once back at the hotel, the glorious nap. My sanity depends on a nap.
18:00 - 20:00: DINNER (AND THE END OF THE WORLD? - NOT REALLY, PROBABLY). Dinner time! Back to the hunt for food. Hopefully, I learned something from the first day. Or at least, tried to learn. This is the "Do I dare?" phase. Maybe I will try that exotic meat. Maybe I won't. I might have another walk, and get even more lost.
20:00 - BEDTIME: REPEAT THE CYCLE. OR NOT. See you again from tomorrow!
Day 3: Flexible Day (AKA: SURPRISE TIME!)
Okay, I'm leaving this space open. This is my “I’m exhausted but maybe I’ll do something else” day. Perhaps I'll try to visit a museum. Or, you know, just… wander. See what I see. The beauty of solo travel, right? The complete and utter freedom to be as lazy as I want. (The other beauty is the possibility of getting totally lost and having to ask for help. That’s always… fun.)
This day could include a visit to some specific sites, like Thousand Buddha Mountain, or the Black Tiger Spring, but, let's be honest, it's more likely to involve me staring at my map, scratching my head and thinking "what did I get myself into?"
Departure: Eventually. And when I leave, I will have learned something. Even if it's just, "I need to learn to read a map."
Notes for my future self:
- EMBRACE THE CHAOS. Seriously. It's going to happen. Just roll with it.
- LEARN A FEW BASIC MANDARIN* phrases. Please. Seriously. Even "Hello" is a start.
- BRING SNACKS. You get hangry.
- CHARGER, CHARGER, CHARGER. For EVERYTHING.
- **DON’T BE
Unbelievable Hanting Hotel Yingxiongshan Rd, Jinan: You NEED to Know This! (My Messy Review)
Okay, spill! Is this Hanting Hotel *really* a hidden gem? I'm skeptical.
What's the *best* thing about this hotel? Lay it on me!
And the worst? Hit me with the brutal honesty.
What were the rooms like? Cleanliness? Size?
Tell me about the bed! Was it comfy? Because a bad bed is a dealbreaker.
How's the location? Is it easy to get around? What's nearby?
What about amenities? Any breakfast? Gym? Pool? (Don't get my hopes up...)
Would you recommend this hotel? And who is it *really* for?
Last thoughts? Anything I'm missing?
