Manila's Chicest Japandi Escape: Lian Louise Retreat (Parking Included!)
Manila's Chicest Japandi Escape: Lian Louise Retreat (Parking Included!) - A Deep Dive (with a Few Glitches!)
Okay, buckle up, because I'm about to spill the tea on Lian Louise Retreat. This place… wow. Advertised as Manila's chicest Japandi escape, and honestly? They mostly deliver. But, like any relationship, it's got its quirks. And I'm here to share all of them. Let's dive into this gorgeous, minimalist haven and figure out if it’s worth your hard-earned pesos. I'll be honest, my brain's a bit scrambled today, a mix of zen and utter chaos, so bear with me.
Accessibility: The Good and the… Needs Improvement
First things first, accessibility. This is HUGE for me, and Lian Louise scores some major points here. The website says facilities for disabled guests are available, and the elevator is a lifesaver (thank goodness!). However, I didn't see specific details that would allow me to make my final determination. It felt… almost good. More details would be amazing.
Getting Around: Parking, Glorious Parking!
Let's be honest, Manila traffic is savage. The fact that Lian Louise includes free on-site parking is a godsend. Seriously. Valet parking is also an option, which is handy if you're feeling fancy (or, like me, can't parallel park to save your life). The car park is well-lit and secure.
Cleanliness and Safety: Germs Begone! (Mostly)
Okay, this is where Lian Louise really shines. They're taking hygiene seriously. I'm talking anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer stations everywhere, and even sterilizing equipment. The staff are visibly trained in safety protocols. I felt safe wandering around, which is a huge relief. Plus, room sanitization opt-out available? Love it. I have to admit that some areas were a little dusty at the same time.
Rooms: Japandi Dreams (with a Hint of…Reality)
The rooms… are beautiful. Seriously, that Japandi aesthetic is on point. Think sleek lines, natural light (if you get a good window – more on that later!), and minimalist charm. My room (#207, if you’re curious) had air conditioning (essential!), blackout curtains (bliss!), and a super comfy extra long bed. Free Wi-Fi is included, too, so no unexpected bills. The bathroom was pristine, with a separate shower/bathtub, and fluffy bathrobes and slippers. The complimentary tea and free bottled water were a nice touch. There was also a refrigerator to cool my beverages. The mirror was well-lit, so no complaints there, I even had a hair dryer.
But, and there’s always a but, the soundproofing wasn’t perfect. I could hear a bit of noise from the hallway occasionally, especially when someone laughed or coughed. And while the internet access - wireless was good, I did attempt to use internet access – LAN once, but it didn't work. Sigh. I also didn't quite know how to close the window that opens, which made the room hot, as there wasn't a visual alarm. I was also delighted to see and use the additional toilet, although a scale, isn't really needed.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Buffet to Bar
Alright, food. This is where Lian Louise gets… interesting. They offer a breakfast buffet which is fine. The Asian breakfast was actually pretty decent, and the Western breakfast had the usual suspects. There's also the option to have breakfast in room. I did prefer to eat in the restaurant, but I did see that the breakfast takeaway service was available, but I didn't try it out. There is also a coffee shop you can enjoy. The restaurants also serve lovely Asian cuisine in restaurant, and International cuisine in restaurant, and I enjoyed the salad in restaurant. A snack bar is also available.
However, the dining layout felt a little… sterile. It lacked the vibrant energy of a truly amazing restaurant. Food quality? Decent. Atmosphere? Could use a little jazzing up. There's a bar, but the atmosphere was quite. Overall the happy hour was okay.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Days and Poolside Bliss
Okay, this is where Lian Louise REALLY nails it. The swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning. A pool with view is an extra big bonus, and feels like an Instagram dream. The spa… oh, the spa. The massage was heavenly. I opted for a body wrap too, and it was divine. I did not have time for any Body scrubs, but the sauna, steamroom and spa/sauna are all available, and are all of high quality! The fitness center is well-equipped, so you can sweat out your stress before diving into the pool. There are also foot bath, Gym/fitness, and Spa. This is the main reason I would visit again!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things Matter
Lian Louise offers a decent range of services, including concierge, daily housekeeping, dry cleaning, laundry service, and luggage storage, and room service [24-hour]. Having a doorman, also helps give a welcoming feeling. The fact that they provide essential condiments in the rooms is a nice touch. They also have meeting/banquet facilities, business facilities, and a gift/souvenir shop, and elevator.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly?
I didn't bring any kids, but I did notice family/child friendly options, and Kids facilities. There is also a Babysitting service.
The Quirks and Imperfections: Because Nobody's Perfect
Look, I love Lian Louise. But let’s be real. There were a few… hiccups. One time, the elevator was down for a little while. I also had a mini-meltdown trying to figure out the TV remote, but I eventually figured it out (after much cursing, of course). And while the staff are generally lovely, sometimes service feels a little… slow. This is a very minor point, but it's honest.
Overall Impression: Worth the Japandi Dream?
Yes. Absolutely. Despite the minor imperfections, Lian Louise Retreat is a fantastic escape. The overall experience is positive, the staff are lovely, and the amenities are great. It's a little slice of zen in the Manila madness. If you're looking for a stylish, relaxing getaway with amazing spa facilities, Lian Louise Retreat is your place. Just remember to pack your patience (just in case the elevator decides to take a day off) and enjoy the ride.
Compelling Offer for Manila's Chicest Japandi Escape: Lian Louise Retreat (Parking Included!)
Escape the Chaos. Embrace the Zen. Your Japandi Getaway Awaits!
Tired of the Manila grind? Craving a sanctuary where minimalist elegance meets ultimate relaxation? Look no further than Lian Louise Retreat, your gateway to a world of tranquility and rejuvenation.
Here’s why you NEED this escape:
- Effortless Arrival: Forget the stress of parking! We offer FREE and secure on-site parking, meaning you can arrive feeling relaxed and ready to unwind. (Valet parking options are available for extra pampering!)
- Pure Bliss: Immerse yourself in a stunning Japandi-inspired haven, designed to soothe your soul. Our rooms boast sleek design, natural light, and luxurious amenities like free Wi-Fi, plush bathrobes, and invigorating showers.
- Spa-tacular Indulgence: Melt away stress with our world-class spa. Indulge in a blissful massage, revitalizing body wrap, and rejuvenating time in our sauna and steamroom. Picture yourself lounging by our stunning pool with a view. Pure bliss!
- Safety First: We're committed to your well-being. Enjoy peace of mind with our rigorous cleanliness and safety protocols, including anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, and staff trained to keep you safe.
- Unforgettable Experiences: Elevate your stay with our well-appointed dining options.
- Convenient Location: Enjoy easy access to Manila's hotspots with secure parking.
Book your stay at Lian Louise Retreat today and receive:
- Complimentary upgrade to a room with a balcony (based on availability).*
- 10% discount on all spa treatments throughout your stay.*
Don't miss this opportunity to experience the ultimate Japandi escape! Visit our website or call now to book your stay. Spaces are limited, so secure your slice of paradise today!
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Escape to Paradise: Water Ripples Hotel, Lekki's Luxurious Oasis
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is me hitting the Lian Louise Modern Japandi Retreat in Manila, and you're coming along for the messy, hilarious, and hopefully-not-completely-disastrous ride. Consider this less a schedule, and more a… diary of near-meltdowns and moments of pure bliss.
Subject: Lian Louise – My Soul Searching (and Laundry-Pile-Avoiding) Adventure
Day 1: Arrival – The Great Parking Fiasco & First Impressions (Emphasis on "Stress")
Time: 2:00 PM (ish) – Arrival at Lian Louise
So, I'm picturing serene zen gardens, right? Picture, instead, me white-knuckling the steering wheel of my car in a parking lot that's apparently been designed by M.C. Escher. Seriously, getting into Lian Louise’s parking? An Adventure. I'm pretty sure I aged a decade just circling, trying to decipher which of the seemingly countless signs actually applied to me. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, I squeezed into a spot that might be legal, praying my bumper wasn’t jutting out and inviting disaster. Note to self: learn how to parallel park before my next "retreat".
Then, the actual entrance. And… whoa. Okay, the pictures didn't lie. Modern Japandi, nailed it. Clean lines, natural light pouring in, and a minimalist aesthetic that immediately started calming my frazzled parking nerves. The lobby was gorgeous. I'm already feeling a tiny sliver of that zen.
The check-in was smooth, thankfully. Friendly staff. I got the key, my bags are whisked away (thank GOODNESS), and I swear, the first thing I did was practically sprint to my room.
Time: 3:00 PM – The Room: My Little Sanctuary (and the Unexpected Towel Drama)
Oh. My. God. My room is even BETTER than the pictures. Seriously, the Instagram game here is going to be strong. Big windows, overlooking… well, I'm not quite sure what (I think it's a park, maybe?). But it's green, and that's good. The minimalist design is seriously calming. Like, I could breathe again.
The bathroom… spa-like perfection. But there was a minor hiccup. No bath towel. I'm not a towel-commando - I need a towel. Cue: mild internal panic. A quick call to reception, and crisis averted. (Pro-tip: always check for towels immediately upon arrival.)
Time: 4:00 PM – The Spa: My Body's Happy Place (and the Unexpectedly Strong Massage)
Okay, here's where things got really good. The spa. The menu looked glorious. I chose the "Deep Tissue Nirvana" massage. I figured, you know, de-stress, work out those parking-induced knots.
Let me just say, this masseuse, she was serious. Like, she actually climbed on the table. It wasn't painful, per se, but my muscles were screaming. Halfway through, I was questioning my life choices. The other half, pure bliss. I emerged feeling like a new human, even if my body felt like it had been through a battle.
- Side Note: Post-massage, I found myself wandering the hallways, slightly dazed, trying to remember which way my room was. I swear, I saw at least three other spa goers wandering in the exact same lost-in-a-fog way. Bonding moment, right?
Time: 7:00 PM – Dinner: Solo Dining & The Questionable Spicy Tuna Roll
Restaurant time! I was feeling brave, so I went solo. The restaurant décor was just as stunning as the rest of the place – muted tones, lovely lighting. I ordered a Spicy Tuna Roll. I was feeling adventurous. What can possibly go wrong??
Turns out, quite a bit. The Spicy Tuna Roll was… well, it was spicy. Like, nuclear-level spicy. I'm not exaggerating. My face was on fire. I ended up ordering a side of plain rice to try and salvage the situation. Definitely a moment I'll re-live in my nightmares. But, hey, I survived.
And, on a plus side, the sake was delicious.
Day 2: Relaxation & The Near-Disaster Breakfast
Time: 8:00 AM – Breakfast! (and the Scrambled Egg Incident)
Woke up feeling vaguely rejuvenated. The room was perfectly set up (because of course, the hotel is amazing).
Breakfast was included – a perk, obviously. The buffet looked decent. I went for the scrambled eggs, thinking, "How can you mess up scrambled eggs?" Famous last words, right? They were rubbery. Undercooked somehow. A profound disappointment. Okay, it might have been a tiny overreaction. But the scrambled eggs were a metaphor for everything that could go wrong in the world. I ended up eating a croissant and some fruit, which were perfect.
Time: 10:00 AM – Poolside Bliss & Existential Meditations
Okay, now we're talking. The pool area is gorgeous, infinity-style with a view. Sunlight, perfect temperature water. I basically parked myself on a sun lounger and did nothing. Well, except for read a book and periodically stare at the view while contemplating the meaning of life. (Pro Tip: Bring a good book. Or a trashy one. Whatever floats your boat.)
I may also have dozed off and almost dropped my book in the water. And I feel I might have gotten a bit of a sunburn. Oops!
Time: 2:00 PM – Another round of the spa! (This time, the "Gentle Therapy")
I'm hooked, okay? After my nuclear-volcano experience of a massage, I opted for the "Gentle" option. And this time, it was just the right amount of pressure.
Time: 5:00 PM – Drinks & Sunset – The Perfect Moment (Almost…)
A cocktail. The sunset. The view. Pure bliss. I ordered a margarita. I should have known. The margarita was made with sour mix. Which is gross.
Okay, I still enjoyed the sunset. It was beautiful.
Day 3: Departure – The Parking Redemption & The Promise of a Return
Time: 9:00 AM – Final Breakfast & Packing – A Slightly More Successful Scramble
After the rubbery-egg incident, I cautiously approached the breakfast buffet. I opted for waffles this time. They were perfect. The staff are super attentive.
Packing – always the worst part. My carry-on seems to have mysteriously increased in size. It was a mess.
Time: 11:00 AM – Check-Out & The Parking Lot Showdown (Round 2)
Okay, the moment of truth. The parking lot. I took a deep breath, channelled my inner ninja, and… success! I managed to navigate the Escher-esque maze and escape with my car (and sanity) intact. Victory. Even the departure was easy.
Lian Louise, my brief stay, you were amazing. Despite the small hiccups, the parking lot anxiety, and the spicy tuna roll trauma, I loved you. I'm already planning my return. And next time, I'm packing extra sunscreen, a more careful approach to the menu, and some serious parking skills.
Final Thoughts: This retreat truly helped me feel restored. I'd recommend it, but just be prepared to embrace the chaos, the inevitable (albeit minor) mishaps, and the occasional eyebrow-raising culinary experience. It’s all part of the adventure, right? And if you see me circling the parking lot, offer a prayer. And maybe a map.
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Lian Louise Retreat: Your Japandi Dream…Or Is It? (Parking Included!) - An Absolutely Human FAQ
Okay, so it *says* Japandi… Is it *really* Japandi? 'Cause sometimes "Japandi" just means "beige" these days.
Alright, listen. I’m a sucker for good design, okay? And the pictures? Lian Louise Retreat *sells* it. The minimalist wood, the soft lighting, the promise of tranquil Zen vibes… My Instagram feed practically begged me to go. And you know what? For the most part, YES. It’s Japandi-ish. There's definitely more *Japan* than *Scandinavian* though. Think less clean lines and more... well, *warm* clean lines? Like, the kind of clean you could actually *live* in without feeling like you accidentally wandered into a museum. Not entirely beige, thankfully! There's a decent amount of natural wood, muted greens, and surprisingly, a few pops of unexpected color. But don’t expect a perfectly curated, Instagram-filtered experience. Real life happens, even in Japandi havens.
Parking: The elephant in the Manila-traffic-jam-shaped room. Is it *actually* included? And is it remotely stress-free?
Oh, the parking. The *blessing*. Yes, darling, parking *is* included. And yes, it's a game-changer. Let’s be honest, Manila traffic is a special kind of evil. Finding parking is often a battle. So the fact that Lian Louise offers it, and it’s actually CONVENIENT… takes off a HUGE load of stress. It's not like valet perfection (which, let's be real, who *actually* likes being hovered over by valet unless you’re royalty?), but there's a dedicated space, easy to find, and you're IN. A+ on the parking front. Seriously, I’d go again just for that. No more endless circling, no more sweaty palm anxiety. Pure. Bliss. (Well, pure-ish, considering the rest of Manila!)
The Rooms: Are they as zen-like as the photos suggest? Or are they just… small?
The rooms… hmmm. Okay, let's be real. The photos are *styled*. We’re dealing with Manila real estate here. Yes, the rooms *are* minimalist. Don't expect a sprawling suite. They're…efficiently designed. Function over flamboyance. Definitely clean and comfortable, with that gorgeous, soothing aesthetic they're going for. But if you're used to luxurious space, prepare to downsize your expectations. It's cozy rather than cavernous. My room was a little…*cozy* with my overflowing suitcase, let's just say that. But the natural light? Divine. And the bed was ridiculously comfortable. Seriously, I almost didn't leave it. Almost.
**Side note:** The bathroom situation? Pretty good. Clean, well-lit, and a decent rainfall shower. Bonus points for the Aesop toiletries. I'm a sucker for good hotel toiletries. They’re always better. And somehow, they make you feel like you have your life together, even when you *absolutely* don't.
Food Glorious Food! Is the in-house restaurant actually worth it? Or should I just order delivery and hide from the hotel staff?
Okay, food. The restaurant… This is where things get a little…*murky*. The food is *fine*. But let’s be honest, you’re not exactly going to remember it years from now. It’s Japanese-ish, with some interesting fusion dishes sprinkled in. The presentation is lovely (very, very important for the Japandi aesthetic!), but the flavour… it's not quite there. I ordered a ramen that wasn’t bad but wasn't mind-blowing, and I got the feeling they *wanted* to be special but perhaps weren't quite ready yet. I'd classify it as a ‘try-it-once-and-see’. Delivery, absolutely. Get your favorite comfort food in, especially after a long day of battling Manila traffic. No shame in that game. Actually, I think I *would* hide from the staff for that. Sometimes, you just want a pizza in your pyjamas, ya know?
What about the "Retreat" part? Did you find any actual relaxation? Or was it just another hotel?
Now THIS is the big question, right? The "Retreat" part. Did it live up to the name? Honestly? Partially. The setting encourages relaxation. The soft music, the calming décor, the lack of screaming children (usually – you know how hotels are). I genuinely felt my shoulders drop a little. I was able to work in my room without feeling the usual stress. BUT… it's not a spa. There's no dedicated meditation room, no on-site yoga classes. It’s more of a quiet, well-designed *hotel*. If you go expecting a total transformation, you'll be disappointed. But if you're looking for a stylish escape from the chaos of Manila, a place to recharge and maybe catch up on some much-needed sleep? Then yeah, the "Retreat" aspect works. I mostly enjoyed just sitting in that beautiful, bright space for a couple of hours. It beat working on the couch by a mile.
The Service: Friendly? Efficient? Or "Manila-hotel-staff-who-are-trying-their-best"?
The staff were lovely, generally friendly and helpful. Not like, *overly* friendly. They are a very polite, respectful staff. Think sincere smiles, and the occasional, "Is there anything else I could assist you with, Ma'am?" They were definitely trying their best to be efficient, and, well, they succeeded. No major complaints. Actually, the cleaning staff left a little origami swan on my bed, which was a delightful touch! It’s those little details that make all the difference. I felt seen, but not *watched*. A good balance.
So, the Big Question: Would you go back?
Hmmm… That's a tough one. On one hand, I crave that zen-ish vibe every single day. On the other hand, the food wasn’t *amazing* amazing, and I’m not sure how much I’d like to pay again for a similar experience. However, the parking alone? Absolutely yes. I would 100% go back. And yeah, I'd recommend it. Just don't go expecting perfection. Go with the intention of having a nice, relaxed stay, with really good parking, in a space that will feel a little easier on the eyes. And you might just get a really nice, well rested sleep, too – and that's worth its weight in gold.
