Escape to Paradise: De Princess Hotel, Udon Thani's Luxurious Getaway
Escape to Paradise: De Princess Hotel, Udon Thani – My Chaotic, Candid Confession
Alright, listen up, fellow travelers, because I'm about to spill the (Earl Grey, probably, judging by the complimentary tea situation) on the De Princess Hotel in Udon Thani. This place… well, it's a journey. Buckle up, because this ain't your sterile, cookie-cutter hotel review. We're diving deep.
First Impressions (and My Immediate Need for Sleep)
Let's be real. Getting to Udon Thani from anywhere worthwhile is a trek. Luckily, the De Princess offers that oh-so-sweet Airport Transfer. Seriously, after a long-haul flight, being whisked away in a comfy, air-conditioned car is pure bliss. It's the kind of thing that makes you momentarily forget how horrifyingly long the flight was.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (and Why I Needed a Nap)
They claim to have Facilities for disabled guests. I didn't delve deep into this (I am, thankfully, able-bodied), but I did notice an Elevator, which is always a win. Check with the hotel directly for specifics, though – "accessible" can mean different things to different people. It's worth it to call and confirm before you go.
The Rooms: My Sanctuary (Mostly)
Okay, let’s talk rooms. The De Princess has Non-smoking rooms, which is a godsend (smokers, take a hike). My room, thankfully, was a haven. The Air conditioning was a lifesaver in the scorching heat, and the Blackout curtains were perfect for sleeping off my jet lag. They’ve got all the basics: a Desk (for pretending to work, obviously), a Coffee/tea maker (essential), and a Free bottled water supply that I basically decimated. The Free Wi-Fi was, praise be, available in my room, and I devoured it.
Now, a confession: I'm a sucker for a good Bathrobe and Slippers. These were present and accounted for. I also loved the Separate shower/bathtub arrangement – I'm more of a shower gal myself. I did appreciate the Toiletries.
Internet: Bless the Wi-Fi Gods
So, the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Yes, and yes! Reliable, consistent, and fast enough to binge-watch questionable reality TV shows. They also offer Internet access – LAN, if you're into the whole wired thing. I'm not. Wi-Fi, all the way, baby.
Cleanliness & Safety: They're Taking it Seriously (and I Appreciate it)
Let's get real, travel in the age of you-know-what is stressful. The De Princess makes a genuine effort. I noticed Anti-viral cleaning products being used. They have stuff like Hand sanitizer everywhere. They've got Rooms sanitized between stays. They do Daily disinfection in common areas. I even saw a Sterilizing equipment unit humming away. They have trained staff trained in safety protocol. I felt…safe-ish. It wasn’t perfect, but they're trying, and that counts.
Dining: From Buffet Bliss to Late-Night Noodles (and My Own Culinary Catastrophes)
Okay, food. This is where things get…interesting.
- Breakfast: The Breakfast [buffet] was a highlight. They had everything from your standard Western breakfast (eggs, bacon, sausage) to a lovely Asian breakfast. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was well done and they offered an Alternative meal arrangement, just in case you need something special. The Coffee/tea in restaurant and Coffee shop were both great, the coffee was top-notch. The Desserts in restaurant were amazing. Breakfast was heaven.
- Other Meals: They have a decent A la carte in restaurant, and the Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver at 3 AM when my stomach decided to revolt. They have a Snack bar near the pool, which is perfect for a day of lounging.
- My Downfall: I tried to order something from the Vegetarian restaurant, and it was an absolute disaster. I blame my poor Thai language skills. Let's just say, I ended up eating a lot of plain rice. But hey, everyone fumbles sometimes, right?
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Days, Poolside Bliss (and My Failed Attempt at Zen)
The De Princess really delivers on the relaxation front:
- Swimming Pool: The Swimming pool [outdoor] is glorious. The Pool with view is even more so.
- Spa: This is where I spent some serious time. They have a Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, the works. I caved and had a Massage. It was fantastic. I could have done with a Foot bath too.
- Fitness Center: I intended to use the Fitness center, but the allure of the pool and the spa was too strong. Next time, I swear!
Services and Conveniences: They Have All the Gadgets (And I Needed Them)
They have all kinds of services, which is super handy. They offer Concierge, Cash withdrawal, Laundry service, a Gift/souvenir shop, Dry cleaning, and Luggage storage. It's all about convenience, and I dig it.
For the Kids: Family Friendly? (I Didn't See Any, Thank Goodness)
I didn't notice much in the way of Kids facilities or a Babysitting service, which suited me just fine.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy (Sort Of)
Car park [free of charge]. Taxi service. Airport transfer. They make it easy to get around.
My Verdict and the Offer
Okay, here's the deal. The De Princess Hotel isn't perfect. It's a bit dated in some areas, and yeah, my vegetarian meal was a culinary train wreck, but it is trying and it is clean and safe. But the friendly staff. The amazing spa. The glorious pool. The free Wi-Fi. Those things make it a great experience.
Here's my offer for you:
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P.S. Even if you mess up your food order like I did, the memories are so wonderful!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic, glorious mess that is my meticulously imperfect, yet totally epic, Udon Thani adventure, centered around the… delightful?… De Princess Hotel. Forget the perfectly polished itineraries you see online; this is the real deal. Expect whiplash, questionable decisions, and a whole lotta mango sticky rice.
The De Princess Debacle: Udon Thani, Thailand – My Personal Itinerary (in Progress… because life never goes to plan)
Day 1: Arrival - From Plane to Panic (and Pad Thai)
- 6:00 AM (ish): Alarm screams. My brain screams louder. Somehow, I'm on a plane to Udon Thani. Let’s be honest, I booked this flight on a whim fueled by a rogue craving for authentic Thai food at 3 AM, and now I'm paying the price. Also… I'm pretty sure I forgot my toothbrush. Sigh.
- 9:00 AM (ish): Airport. Udon Thani is… well, it’s an airport. Nothing glamorous. But the air! Oh, the air! Instantly thick with humidity, promising a day of perpetually damp skin and questionable hair choices. First impression: I better stock up on deodorant. And maybe tissues.
- 10:00 AM: Taxi to De Princess Hotel. Okay, here we are. It’s… purple. I mean, aggressively purple. Like, a purple that’s simultaneously trying to be regal and desperately hip. The lobby smells faintly of air freshener and… something else. Something I can't quite put my finger on, but definitely intriguing. The staff are sweet, though, and that’s a major win in my book.
- 11:00 AM: Check-in. They’ve upgraded me?! To a bigger room?! Score! Though it does look like someone may have dropped an entire bottle of glitter on the bedspread at some point. No matter, my inner drama queen will be extremely pleased. The view? Overlooking a busy street. I'm thinking this trip will be a symphony of honking and the incessant rumble of tuk-tuks. Perfect.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch! This is crucial. Crucial. Found a tiny little place down the street. Order Pad Thai. It. Was. Heaven. So good, in fact, that I might’ve inhaled it in about 3 minutes flat. Regret is… minimal.
- 1:00 PM – 4:00 PM: Nap. Because jet lag. And Pad Thai coma. Also, I'm pretty sure I need to re-learn how to breathe properly in this humidity.
- 4:00 PM: Wandering. Okay, time to wander. I need to see this city! Found a temple, but it was hot, so I just stood and panted. I then walked down the street, buying things I don’t need.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner! Back to the Pad Thai place. Because…why change perfection? This time though, I take my time. Savouring every noodle, every peanut, every… sigh… I need more.
- 7:00 PM: Night market. THIS is what I live for. Sensory overload in the best possible way. The smells! The colours! The noise! I ate things that probably had names I couldn't pronounce then fell asleep for half an hour.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel. After drinking and laughing until I needed a taxi. My head hurt.
- 10:00 PM: Crash. I’m pretty sure I left my phone on the floor. Ah well, future me will deal with that.
Day 2: Exploring the Sacred and the Silly - Where's My Buddha?
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. That glitter really is everywhere.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at somewhere. The buffet is… interesting. Lots of things I don’t recognize, and some that I do recognize, and promptly avoid.
- 10:00 AM: Head to Wat Pa Phu Kon. Oh my GOD. This temple. The pictures do NOT do it justice. It's… colossal. And serene. And I feel like a tiny, insignificant speck in the best possible way. I'm pretty sure I saw a monk wink at me. Is it my imagination? Maybe. But still… swoon.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch near the temple. It involved soup and staring at the lush green landscape. My soul felt cleansed. My stomach however, felt as though it had a mind of its own.
- 1:00 PM: Back to De Princess. Nap. More nap. A lot of nap. It's hot in Thailand!
- 3:00 PM: The “Art and Culture” center of Udon Thani. I went to see the galleries, and immediately saw the local markets and a street show. I was delighted.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant. It was good. I’m starting to lose track of time.
- 7:00 PM: Night Market. Again. Gotta get more of the deliciousness.
- 9:00 PM: Crash. Repeat. I’ve become one with this bed.
Day 3: The Lake of Wonders and… More Noodles (My Guilty Pleasure)
- 9:00 AM: Woke up, not in my room, but in the lobby. It was a nightmare.
- 10:00 AM: Breakfast.
- 11:00 AM: I took a trip to Nong Prajak Park. The park is lovely. I spent a solid hour doing nothing, gazing at the water and wondering where my life went. It was relaxing.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Noodles again. Never apologize.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the hotel.
- 3:00 PM: I have just taken a shower.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the streets.
- 5:00 PM: Finding a shop.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. More noodles.
- 7:00 PM: Packing.
- 8:00 PM: Goodnight.
- 9:00 PM: Wait. This is my last night.
- 10:00 PM: I have to take a shower.
- 11:00 PM: I am ready for tomorrow.
Day 4: Departure - Goodbye, Glitter, Hello Reality
- 9:00 AM: Check out. Say goodbye to the purple palace of De Princess.
- 10:00 AM: Taxi to the airport. I am surprisingly sad to leave.
- 11:00 AM: Airport. Goodbye, Udon Thani! You beautiful, chaotic, noodle-filled chaos!
Final Thoughts:
Udon Thani… it's not the glitz and glamour of Bangkok. It's not the beaches of Phuket. But it’s real. It’s messy. It's authentic. And it’s got some of the best Pad Thai on the planet. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Would I change anything? Nope. Except maybe bring two toothbrushes. And a whole lot more glitter remover.
(And yes, I probably missed a few things. But hey, I was busy eating noodles.)
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Escape to Paradise: De Princess Hotel, Udon Thani - Yeah, Let's Talk About It (And Maybe My Existential Dread Too)
So, De Princess... Is it *really* paradise? My inbox has been getting crushed with ads.
What about the rooms? Worth the splurge?
The food? Is it any good, or just hotel food?
What's the pool situation like? Because Instagram makes it look like... well, perfect.
The staff-- friendly? Helpful? Or just... there?
Is it really a good "escape"? Or just another hotel?
