Hanoi's Most Luxurious Apartment: Metropolis Awaits!
Metropolis Awaits! – Hanoi's Hottest Hideaway: A Review That's Actually Real
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, cookie-cutter hotel review. We're diving deep into Metropolis Awaits!, the supposed peak of Hanoi luxury apartments. I'm talking seriously high expectations, and honestly? My wallet's still recovering. But hey, someone's gotta do the grunt work, right? Let's get messy. Let's get real. And let's see if this place actually lives up to the hype.
First Impressions & Accessibility (or, The Great Elevator Debate):
Finding the place was a bit of a headache. Hanoi street signs are… well, let's just say they're more "suggestions" than directives. But once I finally arrived (thanks, Google Maps!), the building itself is impressively imposing. Slick, modern, and gleaming – Metropolis Awaits! certainly looks the part.
Accessibility: Now, this is important for a lot of people, and blessedly, Metropolis Awaits! gets a thumbs up (mostly). The entrance seemed wheelchair-friendly, and the elevator? Oh thank god for the elevator! (Because, frankly, some of those Hanoi staircases look like they’re designed to test your mortality.) I didn’t personally need the features for disabled guests firsthand, but I did see them well-equipped.
The Room – My Luxurious Lair (and Its Little Quirks):
Entering my apartment was an "ooooh" moment, I'll admit. Seriously, it's like they'd raided a design magazine and then added more luxury. The air conditioning was heavenly (Hanoi heat is brutal!), the blackout curtains were perfect for sleep-ins, and the free Wi-Fi was a lifesaver (especially for someone like me who needs to be connected at all times! - also, internet access – wireless and Internet Access – LAN). Free bottled water appeared magically, and the complimentary tea was a nice touch. The seating area was plush, the extra-long bed was a dream, and the safe box gave me a sense of security.
But… and there's always a "but," isn't there? The bathroom? Gorgeous, yes. But the mirror was placed in such a way that I could only see half my face while blow-drying my hair. The hairdryer was underpowered and the slippers were flimsy. Minor gripes, sure, but these are the things that puncture the illusion of perfect luxury, right?
Cleanliness and Safety – Because Let's Face It, We're All a Little Germaphobic Now:
Okay, this area really impressed me. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere. I felt safe. Really safe. The front desk [24-hour] was always staffed, and the security [24-hour] folks? Discreet but present. The CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property also gave me that extra peace of mind. There was even a doctor/nurse on call.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – My Stomach's Journey:
This is where things got interesting. Metropolis Awaits! boasts a dazzling array of options, from the fancy-pants A la carte in restaurant and buffet in restaurant at the main restaurant to the more relaxed Poolside bar and Snack bar.
The Restaurant Adventure: I went for the breakfast buffet. The Asian breakfast was fantastic – think pho and savory noodle dishes, the Western breakfast had everything you'd expect (eggs, bacon, pastries… the works!). They had a salad in restaurant, soup in restaurant, and desserts in restaurant. I did however, find it hard to find my way in amongst the coffee/tea in restaurant. The service was generally good, but sometimes it felt a little… formal. I actually saw a guest get slightly exasperated over a forgotten bread basket! (I felt bad for the server. This is Hanoi, people, relax!).
The Poolside Bar: My Happy Place (Literally): This place saved me. Sipping cocktails by the swimming pool [outdoor] while overlooking the city? Pure bliss. The pool with view was stunning, the drinks were strong (and not ridiculously expensive!), and the staff were friendly and fun. They even had a Vegitarian restaurant - something rare in Hanoi.
Room Service Debacle? I ordered room service one night (because, let's face it, some days you just want to be a sloth). The room service [24-hour] was speedy, but my burger arrived… well, let's just say it didn't look quite as Instagram-worthy as the menu photos. Still tasted good though!
Things To Do & Ways to Relax – Spa-tastic or Spa-n'tastic?
This is another area where Metropolis Awaits! shines.
The Spa: My friends, I had a Body scrub, a Body wrap, a Massage, and I swam in the Swimming pool. I also spent a good chunk of time in the Spa/sauna and Steamroom. I am, officially, a puddle of relaxed goo. The spa is worth EVERY penny
The Gym/fitness center: Yes, there is a fitness center. No, I didn't actually use it (see previous comment about being a puddle).
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Make a Difference:
Metropolis Awaits! isn't just about the big, flashy stuff. They've got the details nailed, too.
Concierge: Super helpful. They booked me taxis, gave me restaurant recommendations, and even helped me figure out how to navigate the chaotic streets of Hanoi.
Dry cleaning and Laundry service: Essential. Hanoi is dusty, sweaty, and all-around messy.
Facilities for disabled guests: They were good, I didn't use them but glad they were there.
Currency exchange: Very convenient.
Daily housekeeping: My room was always spotless.
For the Kids – (Because I Saw Some):
I saw kids! The family/child friendly vibe is definitely there. The Babysitting service could be clutch for parents seeking a bit of alone time.
Getting Around:
Airport transfer: Efficient and easy.
Taxi service: readily available.
Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Convenient.
The Verdict: Worth the Splurge?
Look, Metropolis Awaits! isn't cheap. It's luxury, pure and simple. But is it worth it? Honestly… yes. Even with the minor gripes, the overall experience was superb. The staff is excellent, the amenities are top-notch, and the location is hard to beat.
My Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars (would be a five if the mirror in the bathroom allowed a full face view!).
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Escape to Paradise: Stunning Autumn Condos in Hua Hin/Cha-am!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary! We're heading to the Metropolis Luxury Apartment in Hanoi, Vietnam, and trust me, it’s going to be… interesting. Prepare for a rollercoaster, because I’m pretty sure my travel style is a glorious, chaotic mess.
Metropolis Mayhem: Hanoi Edition (A Self-Inflicted Adventure)
Day 1: Arrival and Utter Exhaustion
Morning (Or, What Is Morning?):
- 7:00 AM (ish): Ugh, alarm. International flight. This is where my perfectionist side starts to fray. I spent way too long agonizing over packing (did I really need five pairs of sunglasses?). Landed in Hanoi after an eternity. Jet lag is already a cruel mistress.
- 9:00 AM: Immigration – somehow, passed. Victory is mine! (Until the next hurdle, that is).
- 9:30 AM: Found the pre-booked car service, but the driver kept trying to upsell me on a "special massage" at his "cousin's shop." I politely declined (multiple times). My inner dialogue: "No, thank you. No, thank you. Seriously, no! Is this how it's going to be?"
Afternoon: Metropolis and the Initial Panic:
- 11:00 AM: Arrived at the Metropolis Luxury Apartment. OOOOOh, fancy! Marble, views, a sense of, dare I say it, luxury. (Okay, I admit it, I’m a sucker for a good hotel.) But also… the apartment is huge. Like, will I get lost in my own bathroom huge. And seriously, is it just me, or do the fancy elevator buttons always look intimidating?
- 11:30 AM: The apartment wasn’t quite ready (of course). Sat awkwardly in the ridiculously plush lobby, fighting off the urge to curl up and nap right there. Watched a lady in heels navigate the lobby with a chihuahua in tow. Made a mental note: "Must buy a chihuahua."
- 12:00 PM: FINALLY checked in. Relief! Then I realized my phone charger adapter was missing. Cue a mini-breakdown. My phone is my lifeline, my map, my translator! I considered calling my mom for emotional support, but figured it’s probably 3 AM back home.
Evening:
- 1:00 PM: Found a tiny little convenience store a few steps away and purchased an adapter. This victory felt incredibly satisfying.
- 2:00 PM: collapsed in the apartment. Took a nap.
- 4:00 PM: Attempted to order room service, but my grasp of Vietnamese phrases is limited to "Xin chào" (hello) and "Cà phê" (coffee). Struggled…a lot. The kind front desk employee helped me and ordered me a chicken sandwich.
- 5:00 PM: Ate the sandwich. Honestly, it was the most delicious chicken sandwich in the world at that moment.
- Anecdote: Okay, so here's where things got really interesting. I’m still adjusting to the time difference, and my stomach is doing somersaults. Suddenly, I had the urge to go to the apartment's pool. But by the time I got there, I realized the pool was EMPTY! I mean, really empty. Like, drained for cleaning empty. Cue a giant eye roll and a muttered, "That Figures."
6:00 PM: Attempted a short stroll around the block. Hanoi is a sensory explosion! Motorbikes whizzing everywhere, street food smells that made my stomach rumble, and the general chaos of the city. It’s exhilarating and terrifying at the same time.
7:00 PM: Gave up on dinner plans. The jet lag monster had won. Ordered more coffee (essential). Collapse in the huge bed. Sleep.
Day 2: Old Quarter Chaos and Pho-nomenal Food
Morning:
- 8:00 AM: Woke up. I'm convinced jet lag is a cruel form of torture.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast buffet at the hotel. This is where I truly shine, I confess. I made a beeline for the fresh fruit offerings. Papaya! Mango! Passionfruit! Glory be!
- 10:00 AM: Ready to hit the Old Quarter. Got a Grab ride (thank goodness for this app). Hanoi traffic is… intense. Like, a thrilling ballet of near-misses and beeping horns. I'm pretty sure the driver was also taking calls and texting.
Afternoon: Sensory Overload (in the best way!)
- 10:30 AM: Arrived in the Old Quarter. Wow. Just, wow. Narrow streets, colorful buildings, a million vendors selling everything imaginable. It's a beautiful assault on the senses.
- Quirky Observation: Seriously, the amount of stuff crammed into these tiny shopfronts is astonishing. How do they find anything?
- 11:00 AM: Wandered through the streets. Bought some souvenirs at a shop. Negotiated a price, because, why not? (I think I overpaid but who cares).
- 12:30 PM: Lunch! Pho time! Found a tiny little shop crammed with locals. Ordered a bowl of Pho Bo (beef pho). The broth was rich and perfect. The noodles…heavenly. I wanted to weep with happiness.
- Emotional Reaction: The pho was SO GOOD. I kind of lost control and just ate until my stomach felt like it might explode. This is probably not a good look, but I didn’t care.
- Doubling Down: Let's go even deeper on the pho experience! I went back to the same shop three times in the next two days and got a second bowl. It's an obsession. I can't even describe it. I could have eaten the broth straight from the pot (which is probably frowned upon). I'm pretty sure I'll be craving pho long after I'm back home.
- Emotional Reaction: The pho was SO GOOD. I kind of lost control and just ate until my stomach felt like it might explode. This is probably not a good look, but I didn’t care.
- 10:30 AM: Arrived in the Old Quarter. Wow. Just, wow. Narrow streets, colorful buildings, a million vendors selling everything imaginable. It's a beautiful assault on the senses.
Evening:
- 2:30 PM: Struggled with the traffic again.
- 3:30 PM: Back to the apartment. Napped, because, jet lag.
- 6:00 PM: I'm hungry again. And I want pho. But I'm also exhausted. Consider ordering room service again. Or maybe even attempt to make it to a restaurant again. Or maybe, a nap?
7:00 PM: Found a restaurant around the hotel. Had the local noodle soup and spring rolls. * Rambling Thought: Okay, the spring rolls were okay. The soup was not pho. It's never going to be pho. Why did I even bother?
Day 3: The Temple of Literature and the Art of Doing Nothing
Morning:
- 9:00 AM: Decided to sleep in. I felt like I deserved it.
- 10:00 AM: Walked to the Temple of Literature. This place is gorgeous. Peaceful. Thought-provoking. I’m totally getting a history lesson (and an Instagram photo).
- 11:00 AM: Explored the temple and all its corners. It struck me how beautiful the place was.
Afternoon:
- 1:00 PM: Pho again! (Don’t judge.)
- 2:00 PM: Back to the apartment. Decided to do absolutely nothing. Read a book, watched some TV, stared out the giant window and took in the view. This is the best part of any holiday, right?
- Opinionated Language: Honestly, more people should learn the art of doing nothing. It's the best thing you can do to recharge and reset.
- Real-sounding anecdote: I tried the pool again. And… it was still drained for cleaning. I think I might be cursed.
Evening: The light show at the apartment.
- 6:00 PM: I watched the sunset.
- 7:00 PM: Found a restaurant and tried the Vietnamese coffee.
- 8:00 PM: Back in the apartment. Relaxed.
Day 4: Farewell (And a Longing for Pho)
- Morning (and Goodbye)
- 9:00 AM: Ate breakfast
- 10:00 AM: Packing! This time, I was more organized (well, mostly).
- 11:00 AM: Last-minute souvenir shopping. Bought way too many things.
- Afternoon:
- 12:00 PM: Farewell pho before heading to the airport. I'm going to miss this.
- 1:00 PM: Checked out of the apartment. Headed to the airport.
Metropolis Awaits: (My Slightly Chaotic) FAQ - Because Living the Dream Ain't Always Dreamy
Okay, so is Metropolis REALLY as fancy as it looks in those brochures? Spill the tea!
What about the *amenities*? The pool? The gym? Do they actually use them, or are they just Instagram backdrops?
Okay, spill the tea: Living in Metropolis - The Nitty Gritty. What's REALLY annoying?
Is it actually *worth* the money? Be honest!
Tell me about the neighbours. What are they like?
What's the strangest thing you've encountered living there?
