Manila Bayview Balcony Paradise: 20th Floor Luxury Awaits!
Manila Bayview Balcony Paradise: A 20th Floor Dive into Real City Life (and a Whole Lotta Views!) - A Review That's Way More Real Than the Brochure
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at Manila Bayview Balcony Paradise: 20th Floor Luxury Awaits!, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. Forget those perfectly curated Instagram feeds; I'm here to give you the real deal, warts and all. This isn’t your grandma’s TripAdvisor review; this is pure, unfiltered Manila magic. And trust me, there's magic there, lurking between the honking tricycles and the stunning sunsets.
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So, first things first: Accessibility. This is HUGE for me because, well, let's just say I'm not as limber as I used to be. Facilities for disabled guests are listed, which is a good start. But let's be real, "facilities" can mean anything. I could only hope it was actually wheelchair accessible. The elevator was a lifesaver (20th floor, remember?!), thankfully. I didn’t test every nook and cranny, but the main areas seemed pretty decent. The exterior corridor wasn't too tight, and the front desk [24-hour] staff were super helpful (and, crucially, the doorman got my luggage up, which, honestly, was a huge relief!).
Room to Breathe (and a Few Quirks):
Speaking of the room… the Available in all rooms list is a doozy, isn’t it? Like, yeah, I hope for air conditioning and a private bathroom. I’m not a swamp creature. The room itself? Let's just say it wasn't quite what I expected. The Additional toilet was a nice surprise (always a bonus!), and the bathtub was… well, it was there. Getting the water temperature right was a whole project, but hey, a hot bath after a chaotic day in Manila? Yes, please.
The balcony… oh, the balcony. That’s where the “Paradise” part comes in. The view? Breathtaking. You get a classic Manila scene: a sprawling city, the shimmering bay, and those glorious sunsets. I spent hours just staring, letting the city sounds wash over me – the music from a nearby karaoke bar, the distant chatter, the constant stream of vehicular chaos. It was… beautiful. And maybe a little overwhelming at times. But hey, that's the Manila experience, right?
There are your all the standard offerings: air Conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
However, there's always a few imperfections. the Smoke detector in my room was a little too sensitive, going off every time I, ahem, accidentally burned the toast. I also spent a solid half-hour struggling to figure out the in-room safe box. Turns out, I was just being an idiot. And the Internet access – LAN. I tried connecting, but could not find a cable. All the satellite/cable channels where a lifesaver.
The Food Fiascos (and a Surprisingly Good Breakfast):
Let's talk food, because, Manila. Honestly, the Dining, drinking, and snacking options were a bit of a mixed bag. The restaurants are listed. I did visit the Restaurants and was pleasantly surprised. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was fantastic.
Breakfast [buffet]! Now, breakfasts. And the Coffee/tea in restaurant was also good! The Buffet in restaurant was decent, the Asian breakfast with the local dishes was a great place to start my day. However, I was too early for the Western breakfast, which seemed a little too generic. Sigh. But you can get the Breakfast takeaway service if you are running late.
The Poolside bar was pretty good!
Relaxation and Rejuvenation – Kinda…
Okay, so, the Spa/sauna is listed. I did sneak a peek at the Spa. It looked pretty inviting. I am not sure the Body scrub and Body wrap and the full range of treatments. I did, however, dive into the Swimming pool [outdoor]. And it was great, with a Pool with view!
Cleanliness and Safety – (A Little Bit) Reassuring in These Times:
Okay, this part I actually appreciated. Cleanliness and safety are obviously a big concern these days. The hotel seems pretty committed to keeping things sanitized. There were visible signs of effort: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer stations everywhere, and Staff trained in safety protocol. The Rooms sanitized between stays. Now, I'm not a germaphobe, but it was a nice touch. The Safe dining setup. The Shared stationery removed. It all gave me a little more peace of mind. However, I missed the Room sanitization opt-out available.
The "Things to Do" (and the Real Manila Experience):
Beyond the hotel itself, Manila is… well, Manila. It's a sensory overload, in the best and worst ways. The Concierge helped me arrange a few tours. The car park [free of charge] was a godsend.
The Verdict: Is Manila Bayview Paradise Really Paradise?
Okay, so, here's the deal: Manila Bayview Balcony Paradise isn't perfect. It has its quirks, its imperfections, and its moments where you wonder if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a fever dream. But that’s exactly what makes it memorable. It's a truly immersive experience.
My Offer for You: Manila Bayview Balcony Paradise - Your Gateway to the REAL Manila!
Book Now & Get:
- Unbeatable Balcony Views: Seriously, you won't find better.
- Free Wi-Fi: Stay connected to the real world!
- Stunning Sunsets: Instagram-worthy moments every single evening.
- Convenient Location: Explore the city's heart and all that it has to offer.
- A surprisingly delicious breakfast: Trust me on this one.
Why choose Manila Bayview Balcony Paradise?
- Unbeatable Value: Experience Manila's magic without breaking the bank.
- Authentic Manila Experience: Dive headfirst into the city's vibrant life.
- Relaxation: With all of the spa features.
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Don't just visit Manila. Live it. Book your stay at Manila Bayview Balcony Paradise today! (and prepare to be amazed… and maybe a little overwhelmed. It's all part of the adventure!)
Escape to Big Bear: Your Dream Hampton Inn Getaway Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're talking Malate Bayview with Balcony N Bedroom, 20th Floor, Manila, Philippines. and a whole heap of unvarnished reality. Forget the pristine brochures – this is the real deal, the messy, delightful, slightly-panicked-but-mostly-thrilled life of a traveler.
Day 1: Arrival and the Art of Jet Lagged Survival (or, "Why Did I Think This Was a Good Idea At 3 AM?")
- 03:00 AM (Manila time): Ugh. Woke up in a cold sweat. Pretty sure I'm still in Chicago, just, like, geographically incorrect. Brain screaming "coffee," body screaming "why." Landed at NAIA (Ninoy Aquino International Airport) about an hour ago. The customs lady gave me the look. I probably still had airport drool on my chin.
- 03:30 AM: Taxi Torture. Finding a legitimate taxi driver at this hour is like finding a unicorn that understands the concept of "meter." Negotiated with a dude who looked like he’d just wrestled a crocodile (likely a fellow traveler), price agreed (probably gouged), and crammed into a beat-up minivan. Smelled faintly of durian and existential dread.
- 04:30 AM: The Grand Reveal (or, "Is This Real Life?"): Arrived at Malate Bayview. HOLY MOLY. The view… from the 20th floor! The balcony stretched out before me like a silver dream, city lights twinkling – I think I’m in heaven. The bedroom is a decent size, with a comfy bed, and clean sheets. I didn't expected to find anything clean in a place that I've never been. I was expecting bugs, and stains, and questionable odours, but for now, it's perfect.
- 05:00 AM: Ordered room service. Because, hey, I'm on vacation! (Or am I?) Surprisingly delicious tapsilog (Filipino beef with rice and fried egg) washed down with strong coffee. My jet lag is giving me a rollercoaster ride of euphoria and existential dread.
- 06:00 AM - 12:00 PM : Rest. Maybe. Attempting to nap. Probably failed. The city's just starting to wake up, and it's a symphony of car horns and distant chatter. I swear, I can hear someone starting a karaoke session… already. Contemplated life, the universe, and why I packed seven pairs of identical black socks. The answers, as usual, remain elusive. The sun is starting to pour the heat and the humidity is a hug. I like the feeling of it!
Day 1: Afternoon/Evening - Navigating the Chaos and Finding a Meal
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM : Showering? The room is clean, but I still don't trust the tap water. Still, I need to freshen up before I get out.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: The real adventure begins. (Okay, maybe just the 'slightly-less-terrifying-than-the-taxi' adventure begins). First mission: Food. There's a million restaurants around here, but which one is safe to eat in?
- 2:00 PM - 3:30 PM: The restaurant I've chosen is called "Golden Cowrie." It was recommended by one of the hotel staff. The name itself is enticing. I ordered sisig which is a Filipino dish made from chopped pork. It's so spicy! I'm sweating, but I can't stop eating it. This is living!
- 3:30 PM- 5:00 PM: Recovering from the sisig explosion. Wandering around, getting slightly lost but embracing the chaos. Found a vendor selling halo-halo - a shaved ice dessert. Its sweetness is exactly what I need.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Sunset On The Balcony! And wow, that is an experience. The golden hour hits Manila just right. The city looks beautiful.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Exploring the nightlife of Malate. It's loud, busy, and full of life! I walk past the bars, soaking in the atmosphere. This feels real.
- 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Quick dinner. Something light, I think. Maybe some dumplings. Found a nice little place around the corner. They're very delicious.
- 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM : Back to the room. The energy has drained from me. I'm ready to sleep. That bed looks so nice.
Day 2: The Bayview's Charm and Cultural Immersion (And Probably Getting Lost Again)
- 07:00 AM: Woke up with the city already awake. It's hard to explain, but there's something magical about waking up to the sounds of a new city.
- 07:30 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast on the balcony. Watching the city wake up is a sight to behold.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Cultural immersion! Okay, maybe just "trying not to be a complete idiot tourist" first. Decided to go to Intramuros, the historic walled city. It's beautiful, but hot.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch at a restaurant in Intramuros. Trying adobo - another classic Filipino dish. Getting the hang of the food.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Wandering around Intramuros. Exploring Fort Santiago, getting slightly overwhelmed by the crowds, but loving the history and the architecture.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Shower. I need to be fresh.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Strolling through the streets. I tried some street food, which was very delicious.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner. I tried the local cuisine. It wasn't what I expected, but I loved it.
- 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Back to the room, and preparing for tomorrow
Day 3: Final Thoughts and Departure (Or, "Until Next Time, Manila, You Beautiful Mess")
- 07:00 AM: Waking up. One last sunrise from the balcony.
- 07:30 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast on the balcony
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Some last-minute souvenir shopping.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Check out. Goodbye, room! Goodbye, balcony views!
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Taxi to the airport. Another adventure awaits.
- 2:00 PM: Boarding the plane. Time for home.
Final Thoughts:
Manila, you're a whirlwind. You're chaotic, beautiful, frustrating, and utterly unforgettable. You've tested my sanity, filled my belly, and left me wanting more. This trip wasn’t perfect, no doubt. I got lost, I ate too much, I struggled with the language, but it was real. And for that, I’m incredibly grateful. Until next time, Philippines! I'll be back. And next time, I'm definitely learning a few more Filipino phrases. And probably figuring out how to pack fewer black socks.
Escape to Huaian: GreenTree Inn's Luxurious Retreat Awaits!
Okay, so, Manila Bayview Balcony Paradise... Real or clickbait? Seriously, is the view *actually* as good as the pictures?
Alright, listen. I went in expecting a shimmering, Photoshopped mirage, y'know? Like those Instagram influencers who pretend they're sipping champagne in a bathtub on Mars.
The *view*?
Okay, deep breath. The pictures... they don't *lie*. From the 20th floor, Manila Bay is... well, it's honestly breathtaking. Especially at sunset. The sky explodes into these oranges and purples, and the water... it sparkles like a million tiny diamonds. My first thought was actually, "WHOA. I finally get it." I mean, I'd seen photos, of course, but being *there*, feeling the breeze (provided you don't mind a bit of Manila humidity – always the trade-off, right?), it's different. My jaw? Dropped. Literally. I nearly choked on a *siopao* I was eating because I got *that* lost in the view. The ships coming and going, the lights twinkling... It's pretty damn special. So, not clickbait. Mostly.
"20th Floor Luxury"? What's that *actually* mean? Is it actually, like, *luxurious*? Or is it just "slightly nicer than a hostel"?
See, the word "luxury" gets thrown around like confetti, right? My expectations were firmly set on "slightly nicer than a hostel." I've stayed in some pretty rough places, let me tell you.
So, the reality? Mixed bag, honestly. The room? Spacious. Clean. The air-conditioning? Glorious. And the bed? Heaven. Honestly, I could have slept for a week straight on that thing. Bonus points for the blackout curtains; I *need* darkness to function, and they delivered.
But... here's the thing. It's not *ridiculously* opulent. The furniture wasn't Versailles-level gold-leafed. The towels were fluffy, but not the kind that makes you feel like you're being hugged by a cloud. The bathroom… well, it was a perfectly functional, clean bathroom. Nothing to write home about. (Unless your home is really into good water pressure, which, you know, is me now.) So, think "comfortable and stylish" rather than "Louis XIV's weekend retreat." It's definitely a step above the average, but don't expect to be bowled over by pure, unadulterated lavishness. Still, I felt pretty darn swanky, especially compared to what I'm used to. And honestly, sometimes a good bed and a functioning AC *is* luxury. Especially in Manila!
The description mentions a "stunning balcony." How's the balcony *actually*? Big enough to, like, *do* anything?
The balcony. Ah, yes, the balcony. The whole *reason* for the place. And honestly? It's the star of the show.
It's not a sprawling palace patio, mind you. Think "enough space to comfortably stand, move around a bit, and not elbow a stranger in the face." There's a small table and a couple of chairs. I spent hours out there. I actually got some writing done (or at least, I *tried* to – the view kept distracting me). I had my coffee out there every morning. I even, and don’t judge, did a little bit of sunrise yoga (let's just say my Downward-Facing Dog needed some work).
The only issue, and this is a tiny, tiny complaint? The breeze. It was glorious most of the time, but sometimes it got a little… *gusty*. Once, I nearly lost my hat. Nearly. So, yeah, it's not the Grand Canyon, but it provides you with an amazing view with that much-needed coffee.
What about the location? Is it a nightmare to get to? Are there things to *do* nearby?
Okay, location. This is where we get real, real fast. Manila traffic? It's legendary. Think of it as a slow-motion aquatic dance of metal beasts. Getting *anywhere* can be an adventure.
That said, because I'm a masochist, I loved the drama of it. The building itself is relatively central, so access to different parts of the city is *somewhat* okay. Getting to the airport? Allow plenty of time. Seriously. More time than you think you need. I nearly missed a flight because I underestimated Manila traffic. Trust me on this.
Nearby? There are definitely restaurants, shops, and a few attractions within a reasonable distance. But you're probably going to need a taxi or grab (the local ride-hailing app - download it now!) to get around. I found a great little *kare-kare* place a few blocks away, which was a lifesaver. So, not exactly "walk everywhere," but not completely isolated either. Be prepared for the chaos, though. It's part of the Manila charm!
Any hidden fees? Nickel-and-diming? Or is the price what you see is what you get?
The dreaded hidden fees. One word to strike fear into the hearts of travelers everywhere. Honestly? I was pleasantly surprised. No crazy resort fees. No surprise charges for, like, breathing the air.
What you see on the booking site? Generally, that's what you pay. Okay, there might be a small "city tax" or whatever (read the fine print!), but nothing that felt sneaky or exorbitant. Of course, factor in taxis, food, and maybe a souvenir or two. But compared to some places I’ve stayed, this felt refreshingly straightforward. Always a plus in my book.
Is the property safe and is it safe to walk around the area, especially at night?
Okay, safety. This is a big one. The building? Seemed perfectly safe. Security at the front desk, cameras in the lobby, all that jazz. I didn't feel unsafe inside the building at any point.
Walking around the area at night… it's Manila, so you need to be smart. I wouldn't recommend wandering around alone at 2 AM with your phone out. I stuck to well-lit areas, took registered taxis or grabbed a Grab, and kept my wits about me. Use common sense. The usual rules apply, basically. The area is a mix of commercial and residential, so it can be lively, but be alert and aware of your surroundings. If in doubt, just stay in the building. That view's pretty safe, right?
Would you stay there again? And, most importantly, would *you* recommend it?
Okay, the big question. Would I go back?
Absolutely. Despite theDigital Nomad Hotels
