Escape to Paradise: Awakenings Inn Montague (Prince Edward Island) Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the supposed "Escape to Paradise: Awakenings Inn Montague (Prince Edward Island) Awaits!" and, well, my expectations were SKY HIGH. Let's see if they were truly met, and if this place lives up to the hype. Forget the polished brochures - here's the REAL scoop, warts and all.
First Impressions & Accessibility (Or Lack Thereof - Sigh)
Okay, PEI. Gorgeous, right? Rolling hills, red sand… It's a feast for the eyes. Getting to Awakenings Inn Montague was a breeze – thankfully, because I knew my own car was going to be an option here. And the exterior? Pleasant enough, not exactly Instagram-worthy, but clean and inviting, as it should be. BUT…and this is a BIG but… Accessibility. My goodness, I’m going to be transparent here because I was specifically sent here. As stated, there's facilities for disabled guests. But a deeper dive? It’s not necessarily perfect for every kind of mobility issue. The elevators exist (thank goodness!), which is a HUGE win. But navigating the hallways, especially with luggage, raised some eyebrows. I didn't see any obvious wheelchair-accessible ramps leading to the entrance. So, while it gets a thumbs up for some accessibility, be sure to call ahead and clarify your specific needs. Don't assume! And I am sure that if you do, the staff would do everything they could.
Rooms & Comfort: My Fortress of Solitude (with a Few Quirks)
Once you eventually get to your room, though, you’re in for a treat. They brag about "Escape to Paradise" and the rooms are almost there. My room was spacious, thank goodness. I loved the blackout curtains (essential for a good night's sleep - or sleeping in!). The bed? Extra-long, which is a win for us tall folk. The bathroom was clean – though the shower pressure was a bit… dainty. The complimentary tea and coffee was a nice touch. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES. Crucial. And it worked, which is even better! Additional toilet? Nope. Sorry, folks, you're sharing a room. But the room decorations are tasteful and not too overwhelming either.
There were little things that bugged me though. The hair dryer sounded like a jet engine revving up. And the internet access – LAN. Seriously? In this day and age? Who uses a LAN cable?! Luckily, the Internet access – wireless was flawless. Also, extra long bed is nice. But where were the slippers? Also, Linens were so-so.
The real win here, though, was the soundproofing. My room was blissfully quiet. Smoke detector and fire extinguisher made me feel a little secure, though I was certainly not going to be smoking anything.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Mostly Good!)
Okay, let’s get to the dining, drinking and snacking part:
- Restaurant: I can't remember if the restaurant was Asian, International, or Western. But A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, and it could be Vegetarian restaurant.
- Breakfast: A Breakfast [buffet] and you can also get Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Asian breakfast or Western breakfast.
- Drinks-wise: Bar, Bottle of water, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Happy hour, Poolside bar.
- Snacks: Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant.
The Restaurants are there. Room service [24-hour] is available.
The Food delivery is perfect for night owls - I'm just not sure by what.
The big thing here is the Safe dining setup, Individually-wrapped food options, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
Relaxation & Recreation: Chilling Out (Most Likely)
Right, onto the fun stuff! Things to do, ways to relax. This is where Awakenings REALLY tries to shine.
- Pool with view: This is one of those things. It was not bad, not good.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: A definite YES.
- Fitness center: (I hear it's a Gym/fitness).
- Spa/sauna: I can't speak to the Spa, but I can say that the Sauna was tempting.
- And Massage is available, too.
Here’s the thing: They offer a lot. I will say this, I am sorry to say that I did not try the Body scrub or the Body wrap.
Cleanliness & Safety: Can I Trust Them?
Okay, safety in a post-pandemic world is paramount. Awakenings Inn seemed to take it seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, and Daily disinfection in common areas were all reassuring. They've got First aid kit on hand. Hand sanitizer readily available. Hygiene certification - that's a good sign. The staff Staff trained in safety protocol. All in all, I’d say they did a decent job.
Services & Conveniences: Making Life Easier (Kinda)
As well as the above, there is: Business facilities, which were appreciated; Cash withdrawal, which always is nice; Concierge, helpful; Also Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
For the Kids
I was there without my kids and not many were there anyway. But there is Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal,
Getting Around
This is where you get out of the hotel. There's Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, and Valet parking.
The Verdict?
Escape to Paradise: Awakenings Inn Montague (Prince Edward Island) Awaits! – The Honest Takeaway:
Awakenings Inn Montague is a mixed bag. It’s got its quirks (the hairdryer, the shower pressure!) and the accessibility could be improved. However, it also delivered on some serious promises: a comfortable, spacious room, great soundproofing, and a dedicated effort to safety. Some of the extras, like the pool and fitness center, are a definite plus.
My recommendation? It’s a solid choice for a relaxing PEI getaway, especially if you value peace, quiet, and easy access to the island's beauty. Just be sure to inquire about your specific needs before booking, and pack your own slippers!
Final Score: 3.75 out of 5 "Lobster Rolls of Awesomeness." I'd go back, sure. But next time, I'm bringing my own hairdryer!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're diving headfirst into a potential disaster… I mean, a trip to Awakenings Inn in Montague, Prince Edward Island. Remember folks, this isn't a meticulously crafted travel brochure, it's my experience – raw, unfiltered, and with the potential for spontaneous combustion.
DAY ONE: Arrival of Chaos & Culinary Catastrophe (Maybe)
1:00 PM - FINALLY! Montague Bound: Okay, let's be real, the drive should have been scenic. But the GPS lady (who, let's be honest, sounds like she hates me) led us down a dirt road that seemed to be auditioning for a Mad Max sequel. I was convinced we'd end up face-first in a ditch, with the car eating gravel. But, we're here! Whew. Check-in at Awakenings Inn. Praying the room isn't haunted. I pack the ghosts.
1:30 PM - The Room Reveal: Okay, room's… cozy. By cozy, I mean, does "Victorian-era-but-also-could-pass-for-a-dollhouse-in-a-hurricane" adequately describe it? The wallpaper might be judging me. But, hey, at least there's a bed and a decent view of… a very green lawn. I'm choosing to focus in on, the green part.
2:00 PM - Montague Town Exploration (a.k.a. Where's the Good Coffee?): First order of business: coffee. Vital. The Inn promised local coffee, now, the hunt begins. I'm picturing grabbing a perfect cup of coffee on a pier. Then reality sets in, I can't find the pier or the great coffee. Turns out, "local" might be a euphemism for "slightly stale and brewed three hours ago." We're going to need backup caffeine. Time to see what Montague has to offer.
3:00 PM - Local Eats (potential food poisoning edition): Found a charming little diner. It looks charming, the vibes are immaculate, the waitresses are so friendly. I'm going with the fish and chips… I pray it's good food. I go to town, the food is good! But then, I experience "The Dreaded Post-Meal Bloat." The fries are… ambitious. And now, I'm contemplating a walk. Oh dear.
4:00 PM - Gentle Walk of Regret: Okay, the walk helps. Turns out Montague is lovely, even through the clouds of my own misery. The harbour is pretty. The ducks are judging me, but I'm walking, so good enough. I see a bakery that sells "sea salt caramel brownies". This might be the best idea I've had all day.
6:00 PM - "Relaxing" at the Inn: Settle in. Watch some TV, read an old book, and maybe try to avoid the ominous feeling of being watched by the wallpaper. I'm convinced there's a ghost here.
7:00 PM - Dinner at the Inn (potential food poisoning part 2): The Inn's supposed to have a kitchen. Tonight is lobster night! Oh good Lord. Lobsters are expensive, that's the only thing I know about them. So I'm thinking this should be fun.
8:00 PM - Bedtime, Praying I Survive: Well, let's do this with the best possible outcome! Here goes anything.
DAY TWO: Nautical Nonsense and Emotional Rollercoasters
- 8:00 AM - Wake Up Call (and Coffee Chaos Redux): The coffee, again, is… a tragedy. I may need to start a GoFundMe for my caffeine addiction.
- 9:00 AM - Boat Tour (potentially seasick-inducing): I booked a boat tour, because I'm apparently a glutton for punishment. Praying "the weather" is kind to us.
- 11:00 AM - Lunch and Reflections: Back from the sea. I'm still kind of green. Now I'm at a little restaurant near the Inn. I will get pasta!
- 1:00 PM - The Inn's Lawn There's a lawn at the Inn, maybe the perfect place to read.
- 4:00 PM - Wrap Up I'm done with planning. Now I will enjoy myself and the room.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner I have to go eat again!
- 8:00 PM - Sleep I'm going to sleep and hope the sun comes up tomorrow.
That's It - or, The Epilogue:
This, my friends, is the bare-bones, messy tapestry of my trip. It's not about perfect itineraries; it's about the imperfect journey. Stay tuned, because let's be honest, something is bound to go wrong.
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Escape to Paradise: Awakenings Inn - Montague, PEI - OMG, Let's Do This! (But First, Some Answers...)
Okay, seriously, is Awakenings Inn *actually* as idyllic as those Instagram photos make it look? Because, let's be real, filters are a thing.
Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to get real. Yes. And no. Mostly yes. The photos? They're pretty. The sunsets? They’re REAL. Like, hold-your-breath, can't-believe-your-eyes real. I actually *cried* one night. Not a sob-fest, mind you, but a single, sentimental tear rolling down my cheek (don't judge!). The Inn itself… well, it's charming. Think cozy, slightly rustic, and smelling faintly of lavender and… maybe the ocean breeze sneaking in? (Hard to be sure, I'm admittedly not a scent expert.) The rooms? Clean, comfortable, and with a view that makes you genuinely forget about that email you *really* should've responded to. But here's the catch – it’s not a sterile, perfect hotel. You might find a slightly crooked picture frame (adds character, right?), or hear the occasional creak from the old floorboards. It's real life, not a magazine spread.
What's the deal with the breakfasts? I'm a foodie. Are we talking continental muffins or… something *more*?
Breakfast? Oh, the breakfast. Let's just say the owner, Beth, is a culinary magician. Think fluffy pancakes with local maple syrup that’ll make you want to lick the plate. (Don't do it, I'm just saying it *feels* like you should.) Fresh fruit, homemade jams, maybe even a little scrambled egg situation with herbs straight from the garden. I swear, the first morning I ate there, I thought I'd died and gone to breakfast heaven. Seriously, heavenly. There was this one time, though - I arrived late, after a disastrous attempt at kayaking. I was cold, wet, and hangry. Beth saw me and, without a word, brought out a steaming bowl of oatmeal with berries. It was the most delicious and thoughtful thing anyone had done for me in ages. It felt like a giant hug in a bowl. Absolute culinary win, every single day, even when I was a soggy mess.
Okay, Montague is a small place. Am I going to be bored? Help me envision my days.
Bored? Absolutely not! But… you have to embrace the chill. Montague is all about slowing down. One day I woke up and the only plan I had was to go to the local bakery and sit on the waterfront. It was amazing. You can wander the shops, kayak (even if you're not great at it like me!), cycle along the Confederation Trail, or just sit and watch the boats bobbing in the harbor. There's a fantastic seafood restaurant (don't miss the lobster!), and a few cozy pubs. The pace is slower, yes, but it's a welcome change. One day, completely by accident, I stumbled into a local art gallery and ended up chatting with the owner for hours. He told me all about his life and the history of the island. These are the moments I came here for. Also - if there’s a local concert or festival happening, GO! The community spirit is contagious. And if you are feeling really ambitious, venture to Charlottetown - make it a day trip, you'll be back to your paradise very quickly.
Let's talk about the rooms. What amenities can I expect? And are they noisy?
The rooms are charming - but listen, let's get real about the *noise*. There is NO WAY you can avoid the creaky floors, it's a historic inn. If you're a light sleeper, bring earplugs. (I'm not a light sleeper, and I still recommend them!) The amenities are pretty standard: comfortable beds, clean bathrooms, and enough space to unpack. Some rooms have views of the water – worth their weight in gold, trust me. They have Wi-Fi, but honestly, you'll probably be too busy gazing at the scenery to care. They provide soap, shampoo, and towels. BUT, be prepared for the quirks. It is an older building. Think: a slightly temperamental shower with water pressure that varies with the tides (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but still...). But honestly, it's part of the charm. All this is better than staying at a sterile hotel. It is authentic.
I'm traveling with my partner. Is Awakenings Inn romantic? Am I going to be awkward?
Romantic? OH. YES. Especially if you aren't super high maintenance! Imagine: a walk along the waterfront at sunset, hand in hand, the sky ablaze with color. Imagine: breakfast in bed (if you're lucky enough to have a room with a balcony). Imagine: snuggling up by the fireplace in the common area with a good book and a cup of tea. The entire atmosphere is conducive to romance. Okay, I'm gushing, but it's true! Plus, you'll meet other friendly couples, making it slightly less awkward. There is this little spot in the garden with a tree, it's the best spot to gaze at the stars. One night there was a meteor shower! Talk about a memory.
Are there any downsides? Anything I should know *before* I book? Be honest!
Okay, honesty time. It's not perfect. As mentioned, the floors creak. The Wi-Fi can be a bit spotty in certain areas. It's not a luxury resort, so if you're expecting a spa, a gym, or room service, you'll be disappointed. Also, if you're incredibly picky about your coffee, maybe bring your own French press, because... let's just say the coffee machine is functional, but not gourmet. And – this is important – if you have mobility issues, check with the inn about room accessibility beforehand. Some rooms are on the second floor. But honestly, these are minor quibbles. The positives far outweigh the negatives.
Is it kid-friendly? I have small, often loud, humans.
I saw a few families with kids there. It seemed fine. Beth is super welcoming; the vibe has a laid-back feel. Just be mindful of the other guests and the inherent quiet of the Inn. If you're looking for a place with a pool and a playground, it might not be the best fit. But if your kids enjoy exploring, drawing, and playing on a lawn, then it could be great. I don't have kids, so I am not sure of the best answer. I just saw some families and everyone seemed content. The atmosphere can still bring some level of comfort to your travel. This isn’t a ‘kid zone’, mind you. But if they are happy with a relaxed vibe, then you are in good shape.
