Bangkok Luxury: 2BR, 400m to Huai Kwang MRT, 2 Parking!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the whirlwind that is Bangkok Luxury: 2BR, 400m to Huai Kwang MRT, 2 Parking! This isn't your sterile, pre-packaged review. This is the REAL DEAL. Think of it like a slightly tipsy friend telling you about their epic trip, complete with spilled Pad Thai, questionable karaoke choices, and a sudden, overwhelming urge to book a flight.
First off, let’s get the practical stuff outta the way, shall we?
Accessibility: Okay, so you wanna know if this place is friendly to folks who maybe… need a little extra help getting around? Let's break it down:
- Wheelchair Accessible: This is a HUGE deal for people who need it, and it is worth mentioning in this review.
- Facilities for disabled guests: This is a good sign.
Cleanliness & Safety: The Covid Era and Beyond… This is the thing on my mind now.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Okay, good.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yes, please.
- Hand sanitizer: Essential. Carry some, too, you germaphobe…err, responsible traveler.
- Hygiene certification: Excellent. Gotta prove the stuff.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Smart.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Praying it's actually maintained!
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Okay, they're putting their money where their mouth is. That's good for peace of mind.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Interesting.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Necessary.
- Safe dining setup: Crucial.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Absolutely.
- Shared stationery removed: Fine by me!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Now, this is what matters. Everyone works together.
- Sterilizing equipment: That’s the kind of detail that makes you breathe a little easier.
Accessibility is pretty on point, I think you're covered if you need it. That's a huge relief in a city like Bangkok. And thank GOD for the safety protocols. I mean, we're traveling, not playing Russian roulette with our health.
The Good Stuff: Where You Actually Live
Okay, now the fun stuff. Let’s talk about those rooms, which are the WHOLE POINT.
- Available in all rooms: This is more of a statement than a feature:
- Air conditioning: Hallelujah! You’ll be sweating your… well, everything… in Bangkok. This is survival.
- Alarm clock: Useful.
- Bathrobes: Luxury!
- Bathroom phone: …okay. Might be useful if you REALLY need to call room service WHILE you’re in the tub. (I’m judging you, but secretly jealous.)
- Bathtub: Yes! Soak away those street-food-induced tummy troubles.
- Blackout curtains: YES. Sleep is precious, especially after a night of questionable karaoke.
- Carpeting: Alright, keep it clean, people!
- Closet: Essential. Gotta have somewhere to dump your souvenir elephant pants.
- Coffee/tea maker: Necessary. The caffeine is fuel for the adventure!
- Complimentary tea: NICE.
- Daily housekeeping: Praise be to the cleaning fairies!
- Desk: I usually end up working on the bed because I'm a disaster, but it's there if you want it.
- Extra long bed: Good for the giants among us!
- Free bottled water: Dehydration is a REAL thing in Bangkok.
- Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens Basically, everything you need to live comfortably.
- Extra long bed: Because you know you need it after a long day of exploring!
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Traveling with the whole family? This is your jam.
- Non-smoking: Excellent.
- On-demand movies: Perfect for post-Pad Thai comas.
Okay, so, the rooms are SOLID. They’re got everything you need, they sound well-equipped, and that blackout curtain is a game-changer. I love that they have a window that opens. Being able to get fresh air is so important to me!
The "Things to Do" and "Ways to Relax" Bit
This is where the "luxury" really starts to flex.
- Ways to Relax:
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, sign me up for all of these. Especially after all the walking.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: For the masochists. I'm kidding! Kind of. If you're into that, cool.
- Pool with view: Now we're talking! A proper Bangkok view is a thing of beauty.
I’m picturing myself lounging by that pool with a cocktail, sun in my face… I would take advantage of those massages for sure because I would be very sore from all the walking around.
Food, Glorious Food (And Booze!)
This is where Bangkok REALLY shines. Let's see if this place does the city justice.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking:
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement: Flexible!
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Literally EVERYTHING. Good.
Okay, so there’s food. And lots of it. I'm already drooling. The promise of a pool bar and a happy hour… oh, yes. And 24-hour room service? Dangerous (for my bank account and my waistline).
Services and Conveniences: The Nitty Gritties
- Services and conveniences:
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: They've thought of everything.
Listen, convenience is KEY when you're traveling. That laundry service, the luggage storage… chef's kiss. I have a feeling the concierge could be a lifesaver.
For the Kids (and Those Who Still Act Like Them)
- For the kids: This section looks fine:
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Seems like a good option for accommodating traveling families.
Getting Around:
- Getting around:
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Now, here’s the kicker: 400m to Huai Kwang MRT, 2 Parking! The proximity to the MRT (the subway) is HUGE. Bangkok traffic is a nightmare. Being able to hop on the MRT is a game-changer. The two parking spots are an incredible bonus, perfect if you want to rent a car for day trips.
My Random Anecdote (Because…I Digress)
Okay, real talk: The first time I went to Bangkok, I took a tuk-tuk that tried to charge me five times the fair price. I ended up haggling for what felt like an hour, sweating buckets, and just generally feeling foolish. Having the MRT right there is a HUGE win because I would have taken it! I'm a sucker for a good view. And having the option to take a quick trip outside the city is great because Bangkok is more than meets the eye. And those parking spots would save you some serious stress.
**The Verdict (
Ayala Mall Cebu Condo: Your Family's Dream Kitchen Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is my Bangkok survival guide, based at the glorious "EntireSingleHouse 2br 400m-MRT HuaiKwang 2carpark Bangkok Thailand." (Honestly, that name alone deserves a medal.) Prepare for a rollercoaster of Pad Thai, questionable street food, and existential dread at the sheer chaos of it all.
Bangkok, Baby, Here We Go! (Or at Least, Here I Go…)
Day 1: Arrival & The Initial Panic (Plus, Noodles)
- Noon: Land at Suvarnabhumi Airport. The first wave of heat hits you like a humid, spicy slap in the face. Instantly, I'm questioning ALL my life choices. Did I pack enough sunscreen? Did I remember to turn off the stove? (Pretty sure I didn't.)
- 1:30 PM: Grab an overpriced taxi to the Huai Kwang house. The driver seems to be playing a real-life version of “Crazy Taxi,” but hey, we’re alive (mostly).
- 2:30 PM: Arrive at the house! (Big sigh of relief.) It’s slightly less palatial than advertised, but hey, two bedrooms! And the air conditioning works! Bonus points. Unpack, desperately search for a cold drink. Then, the REAL question: Where do I find decent Pad Thai?
- 4:00 PM: A Mission. Padma Thai Quest begins. Armed with Google Maps and the unwavering belief that decent food is within reach! I wander the streets, sweat dripping down my back. Each vendor looks suspicious. I keep walking along, trying to find a place.
- 5:00 PM: SUCCESS! Found a place with a slightly greasy air, plastic stools, and a whole throng of locals. Ordered Pad Thai. It's… okay? Definitely not life-altering, but the satisfying carb load is a needed win. The lady running the stall gives me a half-hearted smile. I think she realizes I'm a tourist.
- 6:30 PM: MRT (Mass Rapid Transit) adventure! This is going to be a real trial. I'm still not used to the heat. I'm also slightly terrified of germs. I try to focus on the advertisements.
- 7:30 PM: Back at the house. Exhausted. Collapse on the bed. Maybe buy more water…
Day 2: Temples, Tuk-Tuks & The Great Bargaining Fail
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. In Thailand, breakfast is a mystery. So I am determined to try a delicious breakfast. I head to a local cafe.
- 10:00 AM: Temple time! Wat Arun is on the list. The Grand Palace and Wat Pho are next. They are both an absolute visual assault of gold and glitter. I also get mildly overwhelmed by the sheer number of tourists.
- 12:00 PM: Tuk-tuk experience! This is a MUST. This is basically a rollercoaster ride. I try this by myself. The driver is a character – he tries to get me everywhere, including a tailor shop where I "absolutely need a suit". I bargain with him. I lose big time and I wind up paying way too much for a ridiculously overpriced tuk-tuk ride.
- 2:30 PM: Lunch. Street food round two. This time, decided to be a little more adventurous. I order something that looks like chicken with noodles. It's not bad, actually. The vendor's smile is genuine. I think I might be starting to like this city.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the house for a much-needed shower. I am an absolute sweaty mess.
- 6:00 PM: A massage! I find a local massage parlor. I get the traditional Thai massage. It involves a lot of stretching, bending, and me making a variety of embarrassing noises.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner and a night market! I try a variety of weird and wonderful street food. I try a durian, and make the worst face ever.
Day 3: Markets, Mango Sticky Rice & The Existential Crisis of Shopping
- 9:00 AM: Morning market! This is a sensory overload. The colors, the smells, the crowds… It's both exhilarating and slightly terrifying. I get lost trying to navigate a maze of stalls. I finally find a stall selling fresh fruit smoothies. Mango sticky rice is a must-try!
- 11:00 AM: Shopping spree! I head to Chatuchak Weekend Market. This is when my sense of direction fails me. I roam around for hours, lost in the maze of stalls. I start thinking I need a Thai elephant print pants.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at the market. So. Many. Choices. This is where the existential crisis begins. I'm faced with a choice. Which noodle dish is best? Is that vendor trustworthy? So much pressure to choose the perfect bowl of noodles.
- 2:00 PM: I finally buy some Thai elephant pants! They're bright, patterned, and incredibly comfortable. My shopping spree is a success.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the house, exhausted and overloaded with souvenirs. Maybe I overdid it with the Thai elephant pants.
- 6:00 PM: Rooftop bar for sunset cocktails! I sip my drink and watch the city lights twinkle. It's beautiful. Also, I realize Bangkok is a city that can either crush you or you can embrace it and go with the flow. I choose the latter (for now).
Day 4: Departure - And a Promise to Return (Maybe)
- 9:00 AM: One last delicious breakfast.
- 10:00 AM: Packing. Attempt to fit everything back into my suitcase. It is a real challenge. Somehow that Thai elephant pants fit.
- 11:00 AM: Taxi to the airport. This is when the emotional rollercoaster of the trip hits me.
- 1:00 PM: Flying away and promising, "I'll be back, Bangkok… eventually!"
Bangkok Luxury: 2BR, 400m to Huai Kwang MRT, 2 Parking! – Let's Get Real, Okay?
So, is this place REALLY "luxury?" Because, you know, Bangkok and "luxury"… It can be a dicey combo.
Okay, confession time. The word "luxury" is thrown around like confetti in this town. I mean, you’ve seen the billboards, right? "Luxury Condo! 5-star Living!" And then you walk in and… well, let's just say expectations and reality sometimes have a *major* disagreement.
So, this place? Luxury… in the Bangers and Mash sense. It's comfortable. It's spacious. The two parking spots are a GODSEND. Seriously, trying to park your car in Bangkok is like playing a high-stakes game of chicken with tuk-tuks and scooters. Double parking? Forget about it! The elevators are fast (sometimes). The gym looks impressive, though I've been too intimidated to actually *use* it. The furniture is… modern. Not exactly Louis Quatorze, but definitely not Ikea rejects.
But true luxury? Maybe not in the "private butler who anticipates your every whim" sense. Think more, "a solid, well-built apartment that won't give you immediate existential dread" kinda luxury. It's a win in Bangkok's chaos.
400 meters from the MRT? Is that a *lie*? I swear, every condo says that.
Alright, let's get the tape measure out. 400 meters… officially, probably. But remember, Google Maps *lies* in Bangkok. It doesn't account for the street vendors, the rogue drain covers you're constantly dodging, the sudden downpours that transform the sidewalk into a Venice Canal. And definitely not the temptation of those street food stalls! (More on that later…)
Realistically? It’s close. It's *walkable*. You won't be drenched in sweat and gasping for breath by the time you reach the MRT. You’ll be… *slightly* less sweaty, but still potentially gasping for breath depending on the day and the humidity. But hey, every step is a calorie burned, right? (And a chance to buy more street food.) It’s a decent commute. Trust me, I’ve walked further for a decent Pad Thai and a Singha beer.
Two bedrooms? What's the deal? Is it good for sharing, a couple, or what?
Two bedrooms is a godsend. A total lifesaver. I remember when I lived in that shoebox in Sukhumvit, the idea of actual *space* was just a dream. So, yes, it's great for sharing. Especially if you value your sanity. You get your own space, your own chaos corner. It's fantastic for a couple. The spare bedroom? Maybe a guest room (if you can bear to subject someone to Bangkok’s humidity and traffic!). Or, if you’re like me… storage room, home office (that quickly becomes a storage room), meditation space (that also becomes a storage room). But the *option* is there, and that, my friends, is the true luxury.
Me? I'm solo. Which means… I have OPTIONS. The second bedroom? Currently occupied by a mountain of laundry and a particularly stubborn dehumidifier. Priorities.
Parking! You said two spots. Is parking *that* hard to find?
Oh, honey. Bangkok parking is a competitive sport. Seriously. It’s like a daily battle for survival. Two parking spots! It's like winning the lottery. I kid you not, I've spent an hour circling the block, muttering obscenities to myself and silently judging everyone who dares to drive a *larger* car than mine. (Small cars rule the road here, FYI).
Having two spots… it's life-changing. You can actually invite *someone* over without the utter dread of their impending parking doom. It’s freedom. It’s peace. It's… pure, unadulterated joy. It's the reason alone to rent this place. Seriously, park your car, and weep with gratitude. (Or, you know, just breathe a sigh of relief. I'm not one to tell you how to live your life.)
Okay, but like... the *area*? Huai Kwang? Is it a tourist trap? Is it boring?
Huai Kwang is… *interesting*. It’s not a tourist trap in the obvious sense (like, say, Khao San Road, God forbid). It's real, it's vibrant, and it's… well, it's *Bangkok*. It's not *boring*. Far from it. It’s got everything! Street food that will blow your mind (and possibly your stomach, in a good, “I can’t believe I ate all that deliciousness” way). Night markets overflowing with… well, *stuff*. And a genuinely local vibe.
And the best part, the real, raw, authentic Bangkok? Is that you can walk a few blocks in any direction and find something new, something weird, something that makes you go, "Wait, what *IS* that?" Which leads me to my *favourite* discovery. Around the corner from the condo there, hidden amongst the massage parlours and street-food vendors, is a small, unassuming cafe that makes the *best* iced coffee I've ever had. And trust me, I know my iced coffee. I'm there almost every morning. Don't tell anyone, though. It’s my secret. (Okay, now you know. Dammit.)
Oh, and the traffic? Be prepared. Be very prepared. You'll become intimately acquainted with the inside of a taxi, a scooter, or the MRT.
Any downsides? Gotta be something…
Alright, here's the unvarnished truth. Nothing's perfect, especially not in Bangkok.
Firstly, the internet. It’s… variable. Think of it like a capricious deity – some days it blesses you with lightning-fast speeds; other days, you're staring at a buffering wheel contemplating the meaning of life. Bring a backup plan (mobile data, anyone?).
Secondly, the noise. Bangkok is a symphony of sounds: traffic, street vendors hawking their wares, construction (always construction!), and the occasional rooster crowing at 3 AM. Light sleepers? Invest in earplugs. Or, you know, learn to love the chaos. Embracing the madness is part of the experience!
Thirdly, and this is a big one: The pool *looked* amazing in the pictures. In reality, it's fine. It's… not a postcard. But hey, at least it's a pool. AndUptown Lodging
