Westin Perth: Luxury Redefined in Australia's Gem
Westin Perth: Oh My Gosh, Seriously Luxurious (And a Few Quirks!) – A Brutally Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on the Westin Perth. Forget the carefully crafted PR-speak, I'm giving you the real deal. Expect rambling, occasional tangents, and the unvarnished truth, because, let's be honest, who wants a perfectly polished hotel review anyway?
First Impressions & That Damn Accessibility Thing…
So, landing in Perth, you're immediately hit with that "clean air, sunshine, everything's expensive" vibe. The Westin? It screams luxury before you even get through the revolving doors. Seriously, it's shiny. The lobby is all soaring ceilings and chic design. My first thought? "Okay, this better be worth it."
Now, about Accessibility: they say accessible, and yeah, on paper, it ticks a lot of boxes. Wheelchair accessible is a big one, obviously, and they've got it. Elevator access? Yep. Facilities for disabled guests? Check. But… and there’s always a but… sometimes, the accessible rooms feel a little like they’ve been tacked on. You get these perfectly lovely rooms, and then… a slightly awkward placement of the grab bars, maybe a too-high light switch. It's not a deal-breaker, but it’s that subtle reminder that full inclusivity still has a way to go. (And that my rant on the subject is a bit of a downer, I know. Apologies)
Rooms: My Own Little Palace… Maybe.
Okay, the rooms. They are the real stars of the show. Air conditioning is a godsend in Perth's heat, and, thank heavens, it works! The blackout curtains are a lifesaver after a long flight (or a long night exploring Perth's bar scene, just saying). The bed… oh, the bed. Heavenly. Seriously, I'd happily live in that thing. The bathrobes are ridiculously soft, the slippers just beg you to do nothing but relax. If you're lucky enough to snag a room on a high floor, the views are a serious bonus, especially at sunset.
But here's the messy truth, and I'm putting it here because it's the reality of hotels. My first room? The shower drained like a glacier melting in a snowstorm. It took a solid 10 minutes for the water to disappear. I immediately called reception. They were unbelievably apologetic, and swiftly switched me to another room. The second one? Flawless. See? Imperfect, sure, but the fact they fixed it so quickly shows they actually care. And, bonus points for a mirror that actually lets you see your whole outfit!
The Food: A Culinary Adventure (Sometimes With Hiccups)
Let’s talk grub, because that’s important.
- Breakfast: The buffet in the restaurant is… let's be polite and say "extensive." Loads of options. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, breakfast [buffet], you name it, it's there. But, and this is a crucial "but," the quality is… variable. Some days, the croissants are flaky perfection. Other days? Slightly stale, almost cardboard-y. It's the nature of buffets, folks. Embrace the hit-and-miss. The coffee/tea in restaurant? Free refills. Which is a godsend after that early morning rise.
- Dinner: The restaurants are where things get interesting. You have the standard international cuisine in restaurant, with things being mostly very good, but the prices reflect that.
- Room Service: 24-hour room service is a game-changer, especially after a late night.
- Restaurants: They are many, but I only tried a few.
Relaxation Station: Where I May or May Not Have Become a Sloth
Okay, the spa. Sigh. This is where I spent, ahem, a lot of time.
- Spa: The spa itself is gorgeous. Think dimly lit spaces, the smell of essential oils… total bliss. Massages are a must-do.
- Pool with view: Outdoor swimming pool? Oh, yeah, and with a view. Spent hours there.
- Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steam room: The sauna, steam room are all accessible.
- Fitness center: The gym/fitness is there if you're that kind of person.
- Body scrub, Body wrap: I was sorely tempted by the spa treatments.
Basically? Plan on doing nothing but pampering yourself. I'm not even sorry.
The Bits & Bobs: The Nitty-Gritty…
- Internet: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be!
- Daily housekeeping: The daily housekeeping is efficient and unobtrusive.
- Front desk [24-hour]: The front desk [24-hour] is super helpful.
- Facilities for disabled guests: As mentioned above.
- Concierge: The concierge is great at helping with any of your needs.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Note, parking is car park [on-site].
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Hand sanitizer, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol: It's very safe and clean, and the staff takes it seriously.
The Westin Perth: Is It Worth It?
Absolutely. Despite some minor inconsistencies (and, you know, my tendency to over-share), the Westin Perth delivers. It's luxurious, it's stylish, and it's a genuinely relaxing place to call home while exploring Perth. Yes, you’ll pay the price for the privilege. But, for a special occasion, a treat-yourself getaway, or just the feeling of being utterly pampered? It’s worth every penny.
My Westin Perth Offer: Embrace the Aussie Dream (and Forget Your Worries!)
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- A complimentary upgrade to a room with a stunning city view (subject to availability). Imagine waking up to the Perth skyline!
- A $50 AUD credit to spend on divine spa treatments – melt all the stress away! (That massage? You need it.)
- Free breakfast for two for the duration of your stay because, honestly, who wants to cook on vacation?
- Early check-in/late check-out (subject to availability), simply to maximize your experience
- A bottle of premium Australian wine on arrival – cheers to your amazing trip!
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Escape to Paradise: Orange Hotel Yancheng Xiangshui Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary for The Westin Perth is gonna be a trip in itself. Forget those perfectly polished travel blogs, this is going to be the real, slightly-unhinged deal.
The Westin Perth: My Attempt at a Luxe Escape (and Probable Fail)
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Agony of Luggage
- 1:00 PM: Touchdown in Perth. Or, more accurately, stumble out of the airport after a flight that felt roughly the length of the Ice Age. My brain is already pretzel-shaped from bad airplane food and a screaming baby. My suitcase, a sentient beast of chaos, has decided to rebel and refuses to roll in a straight line. Fantastic.
- 1:45 PM: Uber carnage. Perth drivers seem determined to either win the Grand Prix or simultaneously test the limits of their vehicles' suspension. I'm clutching the seatbelt like it’s my only friend.
- 2:30 PM: FINALLY, The Westin. Finally. Grand lobby, all sleek lines and gleaming surfaces. Instantly, I feel woefully underdressed in my travel-stained jeans and crumpled t-shirt. The staff, bless their perfectly coiffed heads, are genuinely welcoming. Maybe, just maybe, this whole "relaxation" thing is achievable.
- 3:00 PM: Check-in. The room… is gorgeous. Seriously. Panoramic views of the city. A king-sized bed that screams "fall into me." I promptly drop my luggage (which, thankfully, made it) and test out the bed. Five minutes later, I'm staring at the ceiling, completely motionless. This is the life.
- 4:00 PM: Attempt at unpacking. This quickly devolves into a rummage through my bag, discovering things I'd forgotten I owned – like that emergency chocolate bar (yes!). And that slightly damp, suspiciously-smelling swimsuit. Note to self: Air that thing immediately.
- 5:00 PM: The Pool! They have a rooftop pool. A stunning rooftop pool. I imagine myself elegantly gliding through the water, a vision of sophisticated tranquility. The reality? Me, awkwardly navigating the steps, nearly face-planting into the shallow end, and realizing my swimsuit is tighter than I remembered. Still, the view’s great. And the cocktails are even better.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at… well, I'm not sure yet. The hotel has multiple restaurants. The options, however, are overwhelming. "Garum" sounds fancy. "Restaurant B" sounds less fancy. My decision-making skills are currently at an all-time low. I'm leaning towards "room service and a movie", let's be real. Comfort, I need comfort. And perhaps a double order of fries.
- 9:00 PM: Room Service it is! The fries arrive. Glorious, golden, salty fries. I devour them with gusto. Decide to watch that one thing I watched on the way there… a documentary. I feel myself getting sleepy.
Day 2: Culture Shock and Culinary Adventures (and Bathroom Drama)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Incredibly, I slept through the night! First thought: coffee. Second Thought: where's the coffee machine? Ah yes, it's that super-stylish pod thing, not the basic percolator I was secretly hoping for. After a minor struggle involving blinking lights and confusing instructions, I manage a passable (but desperately needed) cup.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at "Garum". I'm trying. I really am. The buffet is a culinary Everest. So much delicious food. I start strong: perfectly poached eggs, crispy bacon, fresh fruit. Then I see the pastries. The pastries are calling my name. They win.
- 10:30 AM: Attempt 1 at exploring Perth. I'm ready for a day of sightseeing! Except…I wander around the hotel corridors for about fifteen minutes, hopelessly lost. Turns out, I have a terrible sense of direction. Also, the hotel is kind of a maze.
- 11:00 AM: Decide culture is best tackled with a plan. Head to the Bell Tower. It's alright, I’m not sure if it was worth it. Some parts are under construction.
- 12:30 PM: Lunch. I'm ravenous again. Find a charming little cafe downtown. Chicken, avocado, and feta sandwich. Delicious. Suddenly, I feel like I could conquer the world. Or at least, the next ten minutes.
- 2:00 PM: The dreaded "I need to go to the bathroom" situation strikes. The joys of public facilities. Need to find one.
- 3:30 PM: Bathroom conquered! Explore the street, look at shops.
- 4:00 PM: The pool again! Okay, maybe I'm a creature of habit. The pool is still fantastic, and the cocktails are still top-notch. Feel my shoulders relax.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner… I try the Italian restaurant.
- 7:00 PM: A minor crisis. Turns out, I locked myself out of the bathroom. I call reception, feeling like a complete idiot. The lovely staff member is incredibly patient and understanding. I’m rescued.
- 10:00 PM: Bed. I swear to god, this bed is magic.
Day 3: Departure and Reflections (and a Final Slice of Pizza)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Realisation hits - time to leave.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. The buffet is a siren's call. I load up on what I actually enjoy this time.
- 10:00 AM: Last-minute packing. My suitcase is once again a monster of belongings. I struggle to zip it shut.
- 11:00 AM: Check-out. Everything feels rushed and frantic. I pay the bill, wincing slightly at the total. Worth it? Yes, probably.
- 11:30 AM: One final desperate search for something…I can’t remember.
- 12:00 PM: Uber to the airport.
- 12:30PM: Get to the airport. The journey back is long.
Final Thoughts:
The Westin Perth? Beautiful hotel. Great staff. Luxurious touches everywhere. Did I achieve peak relaxation? Maybe not. Did I have some minor meltdowns? Absolutely. Did I eat too much? Definitely. But you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. This was a messy, imperfect, utterly human escape, and it was exactly what I needed. I'm going to need a vacation from my vacation as soon as I get home. But, hey, at least my luggage is still (mostly) intact.
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Westin Perth: Frequently Asked Questions (and My Unfiltered Opinions!)
Is the Westin Perth *actually* luxurious? Like, REALLY luxurious?
Okay, okay, let's cut the BS. "Luxury" is a word thrown around more than a beach ball at a summer party. Yes, the Westin Perth *is* luxurious. But like, the kind of luxury that makes you feel vaguely guilty you’re not used to. Think polished marble floors you could practically ice-skate on, and robes that feel like you're hugging a cloud. And the *smell*... oh the smell! It's like they bottled a ridiculously expensive spa and piped it into the lobby.
My first impression? "Holy guacamole, did I accidentally wander into Buckingham Palace?" (Okay, maybe not *that* dramatic, but close!). Honestly, I spent a good five minutes just running my hands along the ridiculously smooth desk in my room. It *felt* expensive. And that, my friends, is a big part of the experience. It's a whole *vibe*.
What's the deal with the Heavenly Bed? Is it REALLY heavenly?
The Heavenly Bed... the stuff of marketing legends. Look, I'm a skeptic. I've heard the hype. But, I'm here to tell you... it's damn good. It's not some sort of otherworldly religious experience (although, after a few sleepless nights with my kids, it might as well have been). It's just...comfortable. Ridiculously comfortable. Like, "I-could-live-here-and-never-leave" comfortable.
I slept for a solid ten hours the first night. TEN HOURS! And I *never* sleep ten hours. I woke up feeling like a refreshed human being, not a zombie who'd wrestled a duvet all night. Seriously, it’s the best sleep I've had in ages. So, yes, if you're into good sleep, the Heavenly Bed delivers. Just be warned, you might find yourself price-checking the cost of the mattresses halfway through your stay.
What about the location? Is it convenient for exploring Perth?
The location is…decent. It's smack-dab in the city center, which is a huge plus. Lots of shops, restaurants, and attractions are within walking distance. But, and it's a BIG but, Perth isn’t exactly known for its compact, European-city feel. You'll still have to do some walking – your legs will thank you, maybe, after you wake up one day.
I'd say it's a great base for exploring, but don’t expect to wander out the door and stumble into a world of ancient ruins or whatnot. You will, however, be able to wander out and easily find a coffee place (crucial!). Just be prepared for a bit of a trek to some of the further-flung attractions like Kings Park. Taxis/Ubers are readily available though, so don’t fret. And remember those shiny marble floors? Prepare yourself for a bit of a walk!
What's the food like? And do you HAVE to eat at those fancy restaurants?
The food… a mixed bag, if I'm honest. The breakfast buffet at the Haven Lounge? Absolutely worth the splurge. An incredible selection of everything you can imagine. Pro tip: get there early before the ravenous hordes descend. (I saw a kid try and smuggle a croissant the size of his head, true story). The staff are wonderfully patient, though!
The other restaurants? They're good. Really good. But *fancy.* I'm talking white tablecloths, whispering waiters, and menus that read like they're written in a secret code. *And* expensive. I felt a little out of place in my not-so-dressy attire. You certainly don't *have* to eat there, but you probably should at least once. Just prepare your wallet. But hey, treat yoself, right?
The pool! Is it Instagram-worthy?
Oh, the pool. YES. It is. Totally Instagram-worthy. It's an outdoor rooftop pool with views over the city. It's a decent size, plenty of room for splashing around. The decor is slick and modern. And, let's be honest, you'll feel pretty darn swanky lounging there with a cocktail.
The only downside? The sunbeds can be in high demand. I'm not usually one for territorial battles, you know, but I may or may not have strategically placed a towel early one morning. Don't judge me! It's a competitive world out there in the pursuit of a perfect poolside photo. But, seriously, the pool is a winner. Go. Swim. Take pictures. Live your best life.
What about the spa? Is it worth the splurge?
The spa… I’m still recovering mentally from my visit. Okay, that’s a slight exaggeration. But the Spa is amazing. First off, it’s massive. Multiple treatment rooms, relaxation areas, the works. I had a massage, and it was, hands down, one of the best I’ve ever had. The therapist was incredibly skilled – she somehow managed to knead all my stress and tension away. And the smell… again, that spa smell hit me. All essential oils and hushed tones.
It is, however, expensive. Like, "I-should-probably-ask-the-bank-for-a-loan" expensive. But if you're looking for a seriously luxurious pampering experience, it's worth the splurge. Especially if you've had a hectic week (or, you know, have kids). Let's just say I left feeling like a new person. Worth. Every. Penny. (Just don’t tell my bank that.)
Are there any downsides? Be brutally honest.
Okay, here comes the real talk. Nothing is perfect, right? Well, the Westin Perth is pretty darn close, and it’s hard to find anything *really* wrong. The main one is the price. It’s not a cheap hotel. You pay for the luxury, the service, the location... everything. And the hotel's website is super slick--which is helpful. And I'll be honest the hotel is a bit… sterile? I mean, it’s gorgeous, but there's a certain lack of *character*. It could be anywhere in the world in some ways.
Also, the parking situation is a bit… well, it exists. It's expensive valet parking. Don't expect to find a cheap spot on the street. AndSnooze And Stay
